What made your day today?

my brother told me to go fuck myself that was fun
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Why did you leave Erica for Kristine?

Considering Kristine has been my best friend for about 9 years now..... Kristine has been here all along

How can people become happy?

cut out everything/everyone who stresses you out and makes you feel like you aren't yourself anymore. sounds hard, and it is, but in the end its totally worth it.

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Are you afraid of falling in love?

terrified..... no thank u

If you could only see three people for the rest of your life who would it be?

Kristine, Maggie, and probs my mom because she makes the best banana bread everrrrrrrr

What's something you do well?

push people away

Do you love the World you live in?

im starting to

What is something you do every single day?

have deep, personal, heart to heart conversations with my dog

Elmo is my soul mate. :(

you might want to find a new one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q64hTNEj6KQ

no thank you

I never knew Elmo was a puppet. I always though he was real and now that I know he isn't real, I'm sad. D':

aw bbyz do you want a tissue?

Did you know that Elmo is a puppet?

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http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CQXg-ng_osM&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DCQXg-ng_osM

BEEN THERE SEEN THAT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LEYwoooVfw

When I hear a bad word, i unlisten.

isn't it " I stop listening"??

Pickety pick! My little nose! It gets picked like a red, red rose. Sometimes once, sometimes twice, it gets picked 'cause it's so nice.

..... I don't even know what I just read

You should just buy me a pizza -Jacob

you should hangout with me but since you always say no you aren't getting any fricken pizza

if i were to flip a coin what are my chances of getting head?

-100000000000000000000001
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Those jokes are horrible and you should feel like rubbish come back when you can use proper words and not pull these jokes out your ass. *snap*

you tell em John!! (can you do any better??)

Do you work at a chicken farm because you sure know how to raise a cock.

no I work at a bakery sorry
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Do you work at Subway? 'Cause you just gave me a footlong.

no refunds or exchanges

If you work at timmties you'll look like a turd. But you're pretty so its not that beadd ;) only you will get this ahahah

I DID NOT SOUND LIKE THAT OK??? (and you won't look like a complete turd because your eyes are blue) ;)

What time of day is your favorite?

I love sleeping as much as the next person but my absolute favourite time of the day is at about 6am. when the sun is just coming up and the air is still chilly so you can sit outside and just watch as the birds wake up and start chirping and the sun slowly starts to peek through idk man it's just peaceful

i like pizza, buy me pizza you peasant. sincerely; miss harper

I am not a peasant I am a queen???? (but only if you come over)

What do you look like right now?

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