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You say that you're not an edgelord yet you have "apocalypse" in your handle,which is a very edgelordy thing to do. What do you have to say about this?

I live in Australia. "Apocalypse" isn't edgy down here, it's just a weekday.

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Are there gravity in Australia? I was wondering this since apparently toilets spin in opposite directions in the southern hemisphere.

There is no gravity here, there's just so many dangerous animals flying around that pure fear keeps us planted to the ground.

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old man r u alive wake up im worried

This is the police. We just found Kpopalypse in a coma in front of his computer screen, which was covered with an as-yet-unidentified milky white substance. On his hard drive were pictures of a person known only as "Bom" who we believe may be connected to this incident. If you or anybody you know has any information in connection with this, please contact your local authorities. In the meantime this will be manned by Kpopalypse support staff.

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Fat people take up too much space. Just let them die alone and extinct

Humans are 70% water. By storing extra water in their bodies, fat people are preventing that water from filling the oceans and thus preventing sea levels rising and flooding of coastal cities. Every day bow down and be thankful that fat people exist and are preventing the collapse of modern society so people like you can get on the Internet and waste time on my instead of contributing meaningfully to society.

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what's jiyeon webcam scandal?

Jiyeon once took her laptop into a repair shop because the webcam didn't work and the nice repairman fixed it as a warranty repair because he was a T-ara fan even though the laptop was outside the warranty period. This caused accusations of unfair treatment of celebrities, but the guy did the same thing for Onew from SHINee the week before and nobody complained, which just shows the double standard that people have about girl groups. Hope that clears things up.

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What makes Shannon's "Why Why" work? It sounds like something a generic U.S. pop artist can release.

But they didn't. U.S pop artists would pass up a song that good in favour of something that sounds like wakakakawakwakwakWUBWUBWUBzzzzztttttttswagswagyoloyolo

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That Vfiles post was cool. It really surprises me how those people have others believing their ears instead of their own. Even famous professionals always say that it is their own opinion and not a fact when naming best singer and differ even based on same criteria, but these people are 100% correct That's the real problem with vocalfaggotry. It's fine to like whatever you like, including "good singing" or whatever, but these people try to back up their subjective opinions with "facts" that aren't actually true in many cases, and then use that as a stick to beat other people who disagree.

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My bf gave me a copy of Coldplay's "Parachutes" album as a birthday gift and said that the album reminded him of me. Which one is more upsetting: the fact that I got a Coldplay album on my birthday or I look as boring as a Coldplay album?

I'm not sure, but I think you need a better boyfriend.

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Can you explain to me why Brexit is affecting Britain's economy and making them more racist? I'm too lazy to actually get into the news.

Think about Hwayoung in T-ara. When she left people were like "Hwayoung take back your career from the evil KKS" and "wow she's going to do big things, she'll slay" but Hwayoung's entire economic power lies within KKS and T-ara, without them there's nothing for people to invest in because she can't actually DO stuff on her own. So all she did was work within her limited assets - a crappy 50 second rap and flashed her boobs a few times, and that was about it. Not an attractive investment opportunity.

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oppar im so glad you agree lucky one is equal to monster. honestly i prefer it and i just like being justified in my opinions

You shouldn't worry about what some asshole blogger things, it's okay to like what you like and dislike what you dislike

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I appreciate your educative posts (i don't read those about your opinion). thank you for them. but sometimes i wish you could write just a bit more synthetic and less condescending posts. it seems you have that habit to express one idea in 5 paragraphs when it can be contained in 2.

More synthetic? Sure. Here's my latest post in binary:

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If you could change one thing about ASKfm for 24 hours, what would it be?

This is the only Question Of The Day I'll ever answer, in the hope that are actually paying attention. I'd change the pathetic filtering that makes some answers vanish. Obviously the filtering is manned by staff with English as a second language because they delete completely benign, harmless questions and answers all the time. I raised a support ticket and they flat-out denied that this happens, but it clearly does. It's really quite pathetic and one of the reasons why I started the QRIMOLE question box, so my question-askers wouldn't have to put up with this unprofessional crap from and could actually ask what they wanted.

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If you could, what group(s) would you ban from releasing music ever again?

2ne1.... oh wait

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to and who was disappointed in his own ability. I’ll reflect and work harder and will definitely bring a more mature side of an anon. My apologies. (Please inform me for a JYP style video apology.)

This apology is probably worthy of caonima corner

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That is completely due to my inexperience as an anon. As this is the first time I asked about a non K-Pop band, I was excited and being hungry for praise, I ended up being too greedy. It seems I’ve made many mistakes. Once again, I bend my head in apology towards to Kpopalypse that I’ve caused (cont

questions. “R.E.M” is a band I didn't know until today. I swear I didn’t ask those questions with the intention to annoy Kpopalypse. However, after seeing what Kpopalypse who answered my questions said, I realised that my questions caused him unhappiness and emotional hurt to him (cont)

hurt by my questions. My questions about XXX was asked because of my curiousity about Kpopalypse's musical preferences that I geniunely think they are great, based on what band came to mind and questions I didn't have the chance to see on his “Do you like R.E.M?” is one of those (cont)

Hello. This is anon. Recently, I have received negative backlash from Kpop regarding my questions about " Do you like x?" and although I’m aware of it, I’ve taken longer than I thought to gather my courage (to respond). Sorry that I’m late. I’m sincerely sorry if Kpopalypse was emotionally (cont)

Katy perry,taylor swift or rihanna? Who is a better musician?


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One Direction announce they're going on "a break" less than a fortnight after they were trashed by T-ara. Coincidence?

They're reflecting and returning with a more mature image

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Kanye West is Time magazine's most influential person in the world. How has he influenced your life?

He influenced me to give up on commercial hip-hop as a genre

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Do your students know that you oppress women and racial minorities?

Yes, I give them music notation and tablature on white paper because white pride

View more So how do you explain all those lines in the quran that call death upon those the book deems "an abomination"

The Bible has similarly batshit insane crap. The problem isn't the ideology, it's what people do with it.

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In a recent kdrama, there was an episode about a celebrity who commited suicide after reading malicious comments. As a ghost, she kills the malicious commenters, who are all portrayed as fat or useless homebodies or other societal degenerates.Do you think the industry is trying to tell us something?

They're trying to tell me that I need to change the password on the dropbox with all my fanfiction drafts in it

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So, I have a problem, tomorrow I may hang out with a girl, but her ex is threatening to beat up anyone who tries to be with her. Any tips?

Cao ni ma 4ever

Hang out with her as much as she wants you to, she could use the company after dealing with that fuckwit. If you obey the threats of the douchebag, then the douchebag wins, so make a point to not let him win. Even if he comes good on his threat and DOES beat you up STILL hang out with her.

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K-pop blogger, K-pop radio DJ, music teacher, audio engineer, music industry asshole, older than you. Ask anything you want. The only rule is that I make the rules.

Adelaide, Australia

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