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old man r u alive wake up im worried

This is the police. We just found Kpopalypse in a coma in front of his computer screen, which was covered with an as-yet-unidentified milky white substance. On his hard drive were pictures of a person known only as "Bom" who we believe may be connected to this incident. If you or anybody you know has any information in connection with this, please contact your local authorities. In the meantime this ask.fm will be manned by Kpopalypse support staff.

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Fat people take up too much space. Just let them die alone and extinct

Humans are 70% water. By storing extra water in their bodies, fat people are preventing that water from filling the oceans and thus preventing sea levels rising and flooding of coastal cities. Every day bow down and be thankful that fat people exist and are preventing the collapse of modern society so people like you can get on the Internet and waste time on my ask.fm instead of contributing meaningfully to society.

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what's jiyeon webcam scandal?

Jiyeon once took her laptop into a repair shop because the webcam didn't work and the nice repairman fixed it as a warranty repair because he was a T-ara fan even though the laptop was outside the warranty period. This caused accusations of unfair treatment of celebrities, but the guy did the same thing for Onew from SHINee the week before and nobody complained, which just shows the double standard that people have about girl groups. Hope that clears things up.

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What makes Shannon's "Why Why" work? It sounds like something a generic U.S. pop artist can release.

But they didn't. U.S pop artists would pass up a song that good in favour of something that sounds like wakakakawakwakwakWUBWUBWUBzzzzztttttttswagswagyoloyolo

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My bf gave me a copy of Coldplay's "Parachutes" album as a birthday gift and said that the album reminded him of me. Which one is more upsetting: the fact that I got a Coldplay album on my birthday or I look as boring as a Coldplay album?

I'm not sure, but I think you need a better boyfriend.

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Can you explain to me why Brexit is affecting Britain's economy and making them more racist? I'm too lazy to actually get into the news.

Think about Hwayoung in T-ara. When she left people were like "Hwayoung take back your career from the evil KKS" and "wow she's going to do big things, she'll slay" but Hwayoung's entire economic power lies within KKS and T-ara, without them there's nothing for people to invest in because she can't actually DO stuff on her own. So all she did was work within her limited assets - a crappy 50 second rap and flashed her boobs a few times, and that was about it. Not an attractive investment opportunity.

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oppar im so glad you agree lucky one is equal to monster. honestly i prefer it and i just like being justified in my opinions

You shouldn't worry about what some asshole blogger things, it's okay to like what you like and dislike what you dislike

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I appreciate your educative posts (i don't read those about your opinion). thank you for them. but sometimes i wish you could write just a bit more synthetic and less condescending posts. it seems you have that habit to express one idea in 5 paragraphs when it can be contained in 2.

More synthetic? Sure. Here's my latest post in binary:

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If you could, what group(s) would you ban from releasing music ever again?

2ne1.... oh wait

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to and who was disappointed in his own ability. I’ll reflect and work harder and will definitely bring a more mature side of an anon. My apologies. (Please inform me for a JYP style video apology.)

This apology is probably worthy of caonima corner

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That is completely due to my inexperience as an anon. As this is the first time I asked about a non K-Pop band, I was excited and being hungry for praise, I ended up being too greedy. It seems I’ve made many mistakes. Once again, I bend my head in apology towards to Kpopalypse that I’ve caused (cont

questions. “R.E.M” is a band I didn't know until today. I swear I didn’t ask those questions with the intention to annoy Kpopalypse. However, after seeing what Kpopalypse who answered my questions said, I realised that my questions caused him unhappiness and emotional hurt to him (cont)

hurt by my questions. My questions about XXX was asked because of my curiousity about Kpopalypse's musical preferences that I geniunely think they are great, based on what band came to mind and questions I didn't have the chance to see on his ask.fm. “Do you like R.E.M?” is one of those (cont)

Hello. This is anon. Recently, I have received negative backlash from Kpop regarding my questions about " Do you like x?" and although I’m aware of it, I’ve taken longer than I thought to gather my courage (to respond). Sorry that I’m late. I’m sincerely sorry if Kpopalypse was emotionally (cont)

Katy perry,taylor swift or rihanna? Who is a better musician?

Boram

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One Direction announce they're going on "a break" less than a fortnight after they were trashed by T-ara. Coincidence?

They're reflecting and returning with a more mature image

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Kanye West is Time magazine's most influential person in the world. How has he influenced your life?

He influenced me to give up on commercial hip-hop as a genre

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Do your students know that you oppress women and racial minorities?

Yes, I give them music notation and tablature on white paper because white pride

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In a recent kdrama, there was an episode about a celebrity who commited suicide after reading malicious comments. As a ghost, she kills the malicious commenters, who are all portrayed as fat or useless homebodies or other societal degenerates.Do you think the industry is trying to tell us something?

They're trying to tell me that I need to change the password on the dropbox with all my fanfiction drafts in it

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So, I have a problem, tomorrow I may hang out with a girl, but her ex is threatening to beat up anyone who tries to be with her. Any tips?

Cao ni ma 4ever

Hang out with her as much as she wants you to, she could use the company after dealing with that fuckwit. If you obey the threats of the douchebag, then the douchebag wins, so make a point to not let him win. Even if he comes good on his threat and DOES beat you up STILL hang out with her.

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Are you ever going to get bored of the 'x is my best friend, is x your best friend?' phrase?

Tiffany's iconic phrase is my best friend, is Tiffany's iconic phrase your best friend?

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Any serious advice for a university student senpai?

Don't spend more time at the unibar than you do studying, also hand in assignments as early as fuck, and when you go to lectures write out everything relevant by hand, then type it up when you get home, then type it all up AGAIN before an important final exam. I passed in top 10% of graduates this way.

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I feel like you're nicer person compared to AJ. I'm saying this despite the fact you rip apart almost all my fav groups/ songs in your reviews.

AJ is dodgy af I heard he was reported to the FBI for being mean

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http://ask.fm/kpopalypse/answer/132686487416 that's interesting, a lot of "serious" artists hate her. Another question, today she's kinda of a joke, but in the 80's and 90's (or even early 00's), she was respected?

Madonna has always divided opinions. When she debuted Madonna was written off as a one-hit wonder, then when she proved she had staying power she was hated because of her sexy image instead as well as controversially combining sexual and religious imagery (the visual presentation of Gain's "Paradise Lost" is very obviously inspired by "Like A Prayer"-era Madonna). Then when she toned that down she was hated for all sorts of reasons but what it mostly comes down to is that Madonna is rich, female and does what she wants and that threatens a lot of people (as well as gets her a lot of fans). These days you can add "old" to that list as it's taboo as fuck for an older woman to be doing what Madonna is doing. If she was a guy nobody would have any problems with it. Nobody hates on male pop performers when they get older and still sing about sex and gyrate or whatever. I definitely support Madonna ideologically - but to be as bold as her yet make such fucking average music (for the most part) - that's always disappointed me.

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how much does a comeback cost? i hope those assholes from pledis give us an after school comeback insted of a new boyband with hot members

Every k-pop comeback costs exactly $32,634.

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