Ask @lipzlikemorphine:

Ouch. Remember that the next time you’re being deep dicked and begging me to tell you that you’re the only one. Maybe I’ll find one of your friends that most resembles you and hike up her skirt. Shouldn’t be hard, you bottle blondes are a dime a dozen. 🤟🏽

Shouldn’t be hard. The trick is finding one that isn’t riddled with some disease.
I’m sure I can manage to find someone willing to ravage and spoil me. I’ll miss you, daddy.

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