Drinking beer... It's a lot like having sex on a boat... Cause it's fucking close to water

shots of beer so what does that add up to like 2-3 beers maybe

If you were stranded on a tropical island what 2 things would you want with you?

a photograph of someone I love and water

On an average night, I take anywhere from 20-30 shots... Thats just me.

well you might have an alcohol problem, if you're saying shots of alcohol. but if you're saying shots of some other fluid then I'm proud of you for staying hydrated

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Tell me about your dream date

getting smoothies and going to concert or listening to music

what would you do if you were suddenly a woman?

Well I am a women so I guess I would take another nap
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hi i have a crush on you you turned me into a lesbian cant wait to play dress up and touch your hair and tell you youre pretty lugs for life

if you were a banana id eat you now send me nudes

Loyola people that you find attractive?

none I don't know any guys really haha

Which girls or guys are you the most excited to meet next year so far?

I'm most excited to meet Ana, Brandon, Maheen and my roommate Alejandra!

Who would win in a fight: Batman or Superman?

Batman!

one day soon, I'm gonna get melanie to get you to hang out with us. just so you know...

That sounds fun!

What would you do if you were suddenly a man?

walk around without a shirt

say nothing at all. if someone is on your mind text or call or dm or contact them somehow, i promise you it will work for the better

alright

Do you have a favorite number? If so, why?

9. I always felt like it was no one else's and I like odd numbers

Im not a great person, im simply struck by you and your beauty

I don't know what to say

"Intimidating" is not a word I would pick to describe you. I would say "cool" or "fun", or as you might put it: "rad"!

excellent word choice. a+ & a gold star for you darling! ❤ Thank you!

Well no , but i might as well be since you dont know who i am

I feel powerless right now and I wish I could text you and tell you you're a great person. but I respect your wishes to remain anonymous

Sometimes, you just gotta listen to a stranger. if you got someone on your mind just find a reason to talk to them

we're strangers?

You know for a fact i wouldnt reject you, youre gorgeous

Thank you so much, but really, I don't know that, bc I have no idea who this is.

If its meant to be, you'll talk to me first

that's not fair. I don't even know who you are. And I'm scared to text people because I hate being rejected or ignored more than anything else

Look at your last tweet, what if you hate on my twitter to sell on itunes? Your intimidating

there's only one boy in this world who follows me on twitter that I hate. and he knows that tweet was about him. so don't be intimidated by me. I'm a lot nicer than I come off on social media.

I wanna talk to you but you gotta boy toy and im scared

you should just text me and we can talk

Intimidating*

still...why?

Would you do me? pretty please

do you...a favor?

I wish you werent so intimidated

why?

Around which question did you realize it was me?

Martin Valenzuela
the first one. You're my only friend from outside the IS!

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