Ask @matthewscott10:

Perks to dating you ?

1. I'm to ugly for anyone else to like so don't worry about me cheating on you
2. I don't do very much so we could spend lots of time together
3. I work at a restaurant so I could bring you food whenever you wanted it
4. You'd have both the looks and the brains in the relationship
5. I'm funny sometimes , but that's rare so don't get your hopes up

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