how are babies made?
well, when a man and a women love each other very much… the man leans in close to the woman. they both look deep into each others eyes. the man leans into kiss the woman and as they do, the emotion between them becomes intense. it reaches a point where they both start pulling each others clothing off. the woman is glistening with sweat from the previous actions. without warning, spaghetti starts flying out of the man's penis. the man finds that it is uncontrollable and soon realizes spaghetti starts flying out of his anus. the man is dumbfound by the newly-discovered ability he possesses. It becomes too much to handle and his mind is overtaken by the very spaghetti that's flying out of his anus. his body starts bulging and spaghetti starts flying out of his mouth and nose. soon, his new spaghetti limbs drag him to a local shopping mall where he begins to crush everything the man can find, including people. not even women and children are safe. the spaghetti man begins with the men inside the mall. his spaghetti tentacles seek out any male. at the finding of a penis, the tentacle wraps itself around its victim and crushes the life out of it. with every crushed human, the spaghetti monster lets out an evil laugh that resonates throughout the world. years later, it becomes evident that the spaghetti monster has taken over the world. no army is strong enough to stop the endless flow of spaghetti from this man's orifices. the world is doomed. human-kind is enslaved to the great spaghetti monster… oh and some of the spaghetti goes inside the womens vagina… that's how babies are made :')
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