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I followed you on tumblr when you only had a couple hundred followers and now everyone loves you and I'm just like he was mine first back away

aw that's cute c:

anytime, haha im starting to wonder if u set up these fake accounts or people just desperately wanna be u

I'm not that sad aha
I'd never even heard of gifboom until now :3

how are babies made?

well, when a man and a women love each other very much… the man leans in close to the woman. they both look deep into each others eyes. the man leans into kiss the woman and as they do, the emotion between them becomes intense. it reaches a point where they both start pulling each others clothing off. the woman is glistening with sweat from the previous actions. without warning, spaghetti starts flying out of the man's penis. the man finds that it is uncontrollable and soon realizes spaghetti starts flying out of his anus. the man is dumbfound by the newly-discovered ability he possesses. It becomes too much to handle and his mind is overtaken by the very spaghetti that's flying out of his anus. his body starts bulging and spaghetti starts flying out of his mouth and nose. soon, his new spaghetti limbs drag him to a local shopping mall where he begins to crush everything the man can find, including people. not even women and children are safe. the spaghetti man begins with the men inside the mall. his spaghetti tentacles seek out any male. at the finding of a penis, the tentacle wraps itself around its victim and crushes the life out of it. with every crushed human, the spaghetti monster lets out an evil laugh that resonates throughout the world. years later, it becomes evident that the spaghetti monster has taken over the world. no army is strong enough to stop the endless flow of spaghetti from this man's orifices. the world is doomed. human-kind is enslaved to the great spaghetti monster… oh and some of the spaghetti goes inside the womens vagina… that's how babies are made :')

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opinion on megan clark

aw meg is lovely, we've never spoken that much but I saw her in cardiff once and we hugged c:
she's good looking and gives good hugs :3

what is the weirdest dream you've ever had?

I had this dream once that I was really happy and nothing was fucked up in my life
yh, it's was weird :))))

Well you said we think the same, so surely you must know it feels more complicated to talk to them about Ir without the constant paranoia of annoying them.

ffs man up and talk to him.
Liked by: Mr Poodle Skirt

Yeah, but I think he likes someone else Tbh. aaaargh! I wished this had never happened now im all confused :(

all you can do is talk to him aha

really? you sure it won't annoy him? I don't want to be one of those girls that you were messing with and then they wont leave you alone, so you bitch about how annoying and meaningless they are :/

we think exactly the same, honestly…
just talk to him :)

what should I do? I've had this friend for a while now. he's always been kinda cute. but, I never really did anything about it because of my self esteem. but the other day, we kissed and it was great. but now he wont talk to me. I feel like absolute shit... help?

talk to him…
guys are the same as girls with the whole 'hate texting/mailing' first thing

opinion on lilian hart bronwen bevan zuzia hoffman alysia grant?

lilly is one of my bestfriends and i've known her for years :)
bronwen is a cutie but we've never really spoken before, still a nice girl c:
zuzia is gr9, i'm glad we're friends again
alysia is awesome, we haven't seen each other in ages, we need to hang out again :')
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Opinion on megan williams laurie 'reg' phillips emily-may francis?

megan is a cutie c: we've never really spoken but we always exchange hellos and hugs whenever we see eachother :')
laurie is the same really, we always say hello and hug eachother c: she's awesome :)
i don't think i've ever spoken to emily but she seems like a nice gal c:

I think you're fucking perfect but I am the most awkward and ugly person who goes to cardiff and you wouldnt look twice at me that way

omggg come off anon please? D:

Have you ever dated a girl that cuts? If so, what was it like and what did you do to help?

okay, i’m going to tell you a short story… most of you probably won’t read it but oh well haha
in 2011, around october i think, i met this girl. she was beautiful in everyway and hadn’t even talked yet haha well, i saw her a few more times after that and we still hadn’t talked properly bar a small ‘hello’ or ‘how’re you’ and finally i plucked up the courage a few weeks later to talk to her… i didn’t know what affect she would have on me and i didn’t know how much she would mean to me after that day…
this girl self harms.
after that day, i knew i liked her straight away, i just knew it and i had to have her… after a few more weeks of talking and texting, we kissed. i wasn’t expecting it, but i loved it.
a month flew by but we still weren’t dating, i wanted to ask her but i also wanted to wait… i did the wrong thing.
suddenly one day she said she didn’t want to see me anymore and just wanted to stay friends… i said of course, best friends…
we’ve been best friends ever since that day i met her.
then around 8 or 9 months ago, we were hanging out with our friends… talking, drinking, socialising yano?
and, i don’t know how, we found ourselves in a bush together haha
well, we sat down and just talked about things, the past and things like that…
it was only when i looked down i saw them.
huge lines in her skin, riddled with dry blood and faint scars…
i didn’t say anything, all i could do was cry.
see, i didn’t know she self-harmed, all this time i knew her, i didn’t have a clue
i picked up her arm and kissed them, tears falling apon the scars
‘don’t ever do it again’ i whispered.
we must’ve been in that bush for at least an hour, maybe two
i told her i loved her, kissed her on the forehead and we got up and left…
since that day i can’t look at the lyrics ‘i kissed the cars on her skin, i still think you’re beautiful and i don’t ever want to lose my best friend’
without thinking of her…
so yeah, thats what i’d do… comfort her, let her know she’s not alone, she’s loved and always will be…

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