What kind of fruit is in Juicy Fruit gum?

The chemical kind

Why do hot dogs come ten to a package and hot dog buns only eight?

Because god hates us all

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Never give up hope <3

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Can you cry under water?

Yes I did today.

If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?

Yes

If a hermaphrodite got sent to a gender specific prison, which one would it get sent to?

Which ever one they have the reproductive organs for I guess
Or whichever one they identify themselves as

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

YES :)

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

red

In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?

They put it in Religion i think xP

Why are violets blue and not violet?

because sex

Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off, when really, it's turning on?

Because the human race is shit
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Can a comedian bound to a wheelchair do stand up?

GONNA SAY YES

If pizza is round, why does it come in a round box?

I'm assuming you meant why doesn't it. my answer is
Cause then there's no room for it to relax.

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

I'm a cannibal and I take offense to this,
JK They should eat all the clowns so I don't have to be raped by them.

What do butterflies feel in their stomach when they are in love?

they feel me

Can blind people see their dreams?

I ask myself that question multiple times a day.
I'd say yes, but it'd be mostly based on their other senses, although they could dream about the way they imagine things as well :)

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Sorry, but can you retype this?

Who would you Date , Fuck, and Kill out of everyone in the world ?

I'd date Dan Howell, fuck any guy from Asking Alexandria, and kill whoever is sending hate to my friends.
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;) Mind fuck

that's knot a question.

I"LL SEE YOU MONDAY

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NOT ANYMORE

OKAYBYEFOREVER

WTF Bro.

I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS

Who can ruin our World?

Romney