No thanks

im so confused by these questions

Why are you like this?

HAHAHA

Seeing as I'm a girl, fuck no.

What in the ever loving fuck is this? Dude keep your weird ass fetishes to yourself.

No?

NO, DAFUQ

You're dumb

NO. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
ARE YOU THAT SAME WEIRDO THAT KEEPS MENTIONING THEIR DISTURBING FETISH?
BECAUSE YOU CLEARLY ARE THAT SAME WEIRDO WITH THE DISTURBING FETISH.