Ask @mkhajdin:

M.K. Hajdin
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If you could travel the world with only one person who would you take?

Nobody. I like to travel by myself.

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Have you ever been in love?

Unfortunately.

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Do you have phobias?

Yes. I have pogonophobia.

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What is something that is "uncool" that you do anyway?

Feminism.

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What is your definition of pure happiness?

What or who motivates you to get out of bed every morning?

The need to exercise.

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What do you want to know about the future?

I don't want to know.

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What is the one thing you want most in your life right now?

A new pair of shoes.

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Which movie do you think is overrated?

Mad Max: Fury Road. I really wanted to like it, but there was too much mindless action and not enough character development.

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What do you do if you can’t sleep at night?

Argue with people in my head.

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What's the nicest thing anyone's done for you?

Picked me up sight unseen and drove me all the way to Texas. And back.

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What is the purpose of life?

To wreck the planet. We're doing a great job.

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How to find true love?

I don't know if 'true love' exists, much less how to find it.

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What do you believe happens to us after we die?

Hopefully we don't end up in a morgue with a creepy necrophiliac worker.

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Do you think there is life on other planets?

Yes, and it's seen our TV transmissions, and is tactfully avoiding us.

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What is your best feature?

I have thumbs that curl backwards. Go me.

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How do you usually express your emotions?

In the most destructive way possible.

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What makes you wake up each morning?

Cat(s) jumping on me.

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What country's foods do you like the most?

I love traditional Polish food.

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What is the most pointless invention?

Television. It's a tool for mass indoctrination.

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What are your favorite subjects to talk about?

Art and feminism.

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What's the worst place you have ever been to?

It's a tie between Moldova and Romania. Probably Romania.

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What will the future be like?

The earth will be consumed by the expanding sun.

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What would you most like to do if money were no object?

Travel everywhere.

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What do you look like when you wake up in the morning?

You really don't want to see.

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