M.K. HajdinLatest answers
If you could travel the world with only one person who would you take?
Nobody. I like to travel by myself.
Have you ever been in love?
Do you have phobias?
Yes. I have pogonophobia.
What or who motivates you to get out of bed every morning?
The need to exercise.
What do you want to know about the future?
I don't want to know.
What is the one thing you want most in your life right now?
A new pair of shoes.
Which movie do you think is overrated?
Mad Max: Fury Road. I really wanted to like it, but there was too much mindless action and not enough character development.
What's the nicest thing anyone's done for you?
Picked me up sight unseen and drove me all the way to Texas. And back.
What is the purpose of life?
To wreck the planet. We're doing a great job.
How to find true love?
I don't know if 'true love' exists, much less how to find it.
What do you believe happens to us after we die?
Hopefully we don't end up in a morgue with a creepy necrophiliac worker.
Do you think there is life on other planets?
Yes, and it's seen our TV transmissions, and is tactfully avoiding us.
What is your best feature?
I have thumbs that curl backwards. Go me.
How do you usually express your emotions?
In the most destructive way possible.
What makes you wake up each morning?
Cat(s) jumping on me.
What country's foods do you like the most?
I love traditional Polish food.
What is the most pointless invention?
Television. It's a tool for mass indoctrination.
What are your favorite subjects to talk about?
Art and feminism.
What's the worst place you have ever been to?
It's a tie between Moldova and Romania. Probably Romania.
What will the future be like?
The earth will be consumed by the expanding sun.
What would you most like to do if money were no object?