What is the best first impression a guy can make on a girl?
Call her beautiful
But in all reality you are beautiful
yeah ok
I'm in love with you, and all your little things.
Can u shut up
I would want to kiss you in an art museum, but the signs say do not touch the masterpieces.
what
Is there really a difference between calling someone hot and calling someone beautiful?
yea
Why do people say they miss you, but don't make an effort to go see you?
that means they don't really mean it
Do you ever wonder what the first person who milked a cow was trying to do?
well they discovered a new animal, saw the weird looking utters and wondered what came out of them and then arrived milk
What makes a person rich?
their hard work
What is something you passionatly hate?
american chopped suie
If someone asked you for dating advice what would you tell them?
dont lie
Hey, are your parents beavers cause DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMN!
no they are skunks
If I had a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
im ugly so
There are many fish in the sea, but you're the only one who caught my eye.
ok
Is your name Ariel? Cause I think we were mermaid for each other!
nice
Are you the moon? Cause even when its dark you still seem to shine!
pls stop these dont help anymore lol
Would the world be a better place if there was no such thing as your period? If so, how much better?
That would be bad bc u can't repopulate
Do you think guys would treat girls differently if they knew what it was like to be a girl for a month? How so?
Ok
Who are you?
Molly
If you had eleven roses and you looked in the morror; then you'd see twelve of the most beatiful things in the world.
:))
I never saw a princess out of her castle before I saw you.
I'm more like the wizard
What's the best dating advice you have?
the cheesiest : be yourself, and if they dont accept that then they're not for you
God gave us two ears, two eyes, two legs and two hands, but he only gave us one heart, and he wanted me to find you and tell you, you are the second one.
aw
If beauty were time you'd be eternity.
thankyou
Where are you right now
lol im here
Can I follow you home? My parents always told me to follow my dreams.
thats cute
How would the world be different if everybody was vegetarian?
We would have a lot more animals
What's the most awkward thing you can say in an elevator?
do you smell that
Is it Autumn? Cause I'm falling for you.
no i'm sorry its summer
Is it true that nice guys finish last?
Sometimes I guess... Haha
If you were coffee you'd be espresso cause you fine!
Who are you with all your adorable puns
If you had to get one thing tattooed on your forehead, what would it be?
like a little dot so no one would notice...
They say dating is a numbers game, so can I have your number?
my mom said not to give my number to strangers, but thanks for the cute pun anon
My life is a bit camera shy, I can't picture it without you
aw thanks anon
What is the most unexpected thing that happened to you this week?