Morton Fox
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Would you rather jog with a cool sports watch or cool running shoes?

I'd jog with cool bacon!

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It’s Earth Hour today. How would you spend one hour in the dark?

Sleeping, if the one hour of darkness happens to be late at night.

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Color of the day!

Bacon!

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Who should get an Oscar in the 89th Academy Awards?

I should.

For my performance on ask.fm...

... oh, never mind.

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Are you a fashionist/-a?

Only if the fashion is bacon.

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What motivates you to get up on Monday morning?

Bacon for breakfast!

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Which place do you find to be the most boring?

The county courthouse because, for some reason, they don't allow jurors to bring in electronic devices.

Also, no bacon there!!

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It's International Hedgehog's Day! What would you name your hedgehog, if you had one?

Bacon.

Yes, Bacon the Hedgehog. It's like Sonic the Hedgehog, except more bacon.

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PAP your favorite graffiti.

Top or Bottom?

Side!

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TGIF! What would Batman do?

He would brood.
Brood, brood, brood.

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What’s the scariest dream you have ever had?

It was about a world without bacon.

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So what are your plans for the upcoming Lunar year? [Roster | 28 January 2017 - 15 February 2017]

Zenoxx Chrovnoux

Probably get some Chinese bacon.

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Which is the best snack for a Friday evening?

Bacon!

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Can taste in music change your opinion about a person?

Only if it is country rap. Can't imagine who would like that c-rap!

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Beard or moustache?

Beartache

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What is the worst 21th century gadget?

That touchscreen thing on tables at some chain restaurants.

I hate it. It's a distraction. I don't need it since I have to ask the server for everything anyway. And it takes up valuable table space.

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What things help you relax the best?

Bacon

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If you were in charge, who would be the next US president (any person)?

Now wait a minute. If I was in charge, wouldn't I be the president?

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What is the most exotic place you have been to?

Bali, Indonesia.

Didn't see any bacon there though.

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What are your thoughts about incest with a parent?

Is this one of those Dad Meme things?

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What you know that others don't?

Swiss has holes!

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Which rules are made to be broken?

Cole's Law

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What's the most difficult choice one has to make?

Bacon or Canadian Bacon?

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What's the best way to get your attention?

Bacon!

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