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Is it normal for someone to delvelope into a fur in their early adulthood?

Quite normal. I didn't find out about the furry fandom until I was in college.
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How does one need to do to prove he/she is a furry to you?

Bring me bacon and then I'll say "Okay, you can be a furry."

Which breed of animal in the furry fandom do you think is the most unrepresented?

There are many invertebrates that no one to my knowledge has a fursona of.
But okay, if I were to pick one that actually has fur, then capybara. Where are the capybara furries?

What was your first paid job?

On-campus newspaper delivery. I only did weekends so it was a mere $36/week.

Which word do you want everyone to stop using?

"Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis".
Join the campaign to stop "pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis" today!

What should replace current trains with? Maybe with light rail?

Long chutes, like those tubes at bank drive-thrus. We'll just stick people in those, push the button, and whoosh! Off they go!

Are you the kind of person who wants to be the big fish in a little pond or the little fish in the big pond?

I don't want to be any kind of fish!

Did you ever run away from home?

One time, I forgot to put the parking brake on and home ran away from me.

Don't you hate it when you have your posted commissions are empty with no comments?

It's like the emptiness at the core of the fandom.

Do you like the new FA Beta UI?

Let's just paint over it instead of fixing any of the underlying problems. It's the IMVU way.

If you became a pig, would you still crave bacon?

Sure. There is bacon other than pig bacon, you know.

Do you feel sad when you post other's art of your fursona on your page and no one comments?

I never post anyone else's art of my fursona.

Do you think of non fursuiting rabbits furs don't mind rabbit ears when pictures are taken?

It's never funny. There's a difference between having your own rabbit ears and having someone else's two fingers.

What movie would your fursona be besr at playing?

Movies with bacon in them, e.g. Billy and the Bacon Factory.

Would you rather live in the mountains or on the beach?

I'm actually not that fond of mountains. I don't like to live right on the beach either but near the coast is a happy medium.

Do you have the little Caesar's bacon lawyer on retainer?

No, I need a bacon legal team! It's not like Cole's Law, where just one person can handle the whole thing.

If you were attacked by your fursona animal, would you feel the same way like you do now afterwards?

Foxes don't attack. Foxes mock. Fox mock mock fox!

Have you ever travelled by train? If so, what is your review of the experience?

It's been years since I was last on a train. I didn't like the long wait for the train but there was good scenery once the trip got started and it was cheaper than the alternatives.
Liked by: Michael Warming

What is the best compliment you received over the internet?

"You're so cool, polar bears wear sweaters around you."

What is the most ridiculous place for a first date?

Behind the Flying J. That's more of a last date kind of place.

Why would someone want to go on a space trip?

Space is a powerful drug. Most folks probably first tried Space because they were curious or because all their friends tried it too. And that's why they go on a Space trip.

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