What was your first thought when you woke up this morning?
well in my dream some girl was trying to kill me like when i have a bucket of jelly beans and there are blue jelly beans in the bucket she tries to kill me so i was eating jelly beans and i accidentally picked up a blue one and she saw it somehow even though she was like all the way across the universe so she darted at me and i locked myself in a bathroom and she came at me from the ceiling like she fell through it and tackled me and i was doing a bunch of ninja kicks and stuff and she tried to choke me but then i stuck her head in the toilet and she got out and kicked the door open even though she couldve just unlocked it and then i woke up and thought why did I just dream about that
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