Who was the last person you kissed?

Mi kat cuz im 5eva alne

What should a real man be able to do?

Lift

When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?

Fuck.

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How will you celebrate the New Year?

With my mum.
On the couch.
with some chips.

What snack in particular? O.O

Alexander Brodrick
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No, faffing like, fluffing around.

It was a joke :I I'm so unfunny.
Okay anyway I'd probably go get a snack tbh.

You are in your bedroom at night and you hear a zombie faffing around outside your house. What does Victoria Watt do?

Alexander Brodrick
Google asks: 'Do you mean fapping' ?

if you were turned into a guy for one day what would you do with your new man powers. such as tallness, strength, and being able to fart in public without being yelled at by other guys.

Look at my peepee. Then I shall open jars and get things down from high places for all the oldies. I'd quickly make some dude friends and have a sleep over and see JUST WHAT THE HELL THEY TALK ABOUT, and then report back when I'm a dudette once again. And to freak them out, when they wake up, there would be a girl where their new friend slept. I'd investigate men's bathrooms, get a manly-ass tattoo, (not a manly, ass tattoo) dress up as a super kawaii doll and run through the streets yelling "I'M A REAL BOY!"

Top 5 travel destinations?

Japan
Italy
Norway
Hawaii
America

Hot Guy or Jacob? ;3

WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME :'c
Okay. Um.. Hot Guy :)

How are you so cool?!

Born with the swags yoooo

What weapon would you use in a zombie apocolypse?

OKAY I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS A LOT. IT'S ALL PLANNED.
It would have to be a gun, probably a hand gun and a back up gun, something light but can do enough damage and give me enough time to gtfo of that shit hole. But bullets would obviously be in short supply. If I couldn't get my hands on enough bullets, I'd have to be a bow. Arrows are easy enough to make, basically silent so it won't attract attention. I doubt it'd 'kill' the un-dead but it would give me enough time to run away. Also this is good http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120113174257/zombie/images/thumb/a/ae/Lobotomizer.jpg/1000px-Lobotomizer.jpg A shovel with two axe heads. I HOPE THAT ANSWERS YOUR QUESTION.

Do you answer all ur questions you get on here?

Most of them, some of them aren't exactly... appropriate :L

Is your boyfriend hot?

DAYUM SAWTAY HE A TEEENNN

how far have you gone with your boyfriend??

We went to the supermarket once, he also touched my elbow.
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What was your most favourite ever christmas gift?

The necklace my boyfriend got me :)

Do you enjoy eating pickles, gherkins and similar foods? If so, you cannibal!

AHHH I'M A WRONG DO-ER! D':

Have you ever loved someone you have not met?

One time I saw a guy pick his nose and wipe it on his shirt.

What are some tips to increase my max bench?

Firstly, I must ask.
DO YOU EVEN LIFT.

But I was using that swag .-.

You can buy it off me if you want?

ass with an gr infrount of it ??

My butt isn't angry I'm sorry.
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How many swags do you have?

All of them. Every single one. See that swag you have? Whoops, It's mine now.
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why is the grass green? o.O

What is grass..?