It was a lame joke i just cracked down here 😈🙂

When I got laid.....
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To service a car 😁. I m part time mechanic

Papi? Matlab kutte ka chota bacha?😁

Parents: Beta agar kisi ko passand kartay ho to bta do.?
Me: *Tells them about 698769 Girls I like*
**Sleeping on Footpath now. Koi is be ghar ki madad kardo*

1: Sleeping before 10P.M
2: When fight takes place 'Running to home and crying in front of parents'
3: Burgers
Now I dont think that any need is left to tell its name 😂

It kinda consists of people who blame everything on men. Like if girl isn’t pooping properly they wont take her to doctor, instead they’ll take her to social media and blame men.

Wiping the Electricity wires with wet clothes.
Man!! It's my dream job cuz it can only be done in dreams. 😂

I just ignore the hell outta person that he starts to doubt his existance. 😁

Jahan tak Seerat ki baat hay wo to aunty Rukhsana ki beti hay aur wo boht pakati hain
Aur dosri hay Sorat wo aunty Parveen ki beti hay wo b meri ammi ki buraiya karti hay
So koi 3rd option do 😁😂

I iz hack3r. I hàçķx hæřťx 😂