You ever just punt kick a baby?

No

What do yu think of world views on gorilla gang bang being negative?

I have no fucking clue

If you had a choice between being a father to a homosexual jew, or adopting a simple mexican boy on the condition he never wears shirts and his name is Juan, you would pick.... ?

Probably the Jew

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Have yo ever sprayed nyquil and hairspray together? Shits delicious!!!

No

tbh// I don't really know you but you seem chill

Thanks :)

If your gay son invited you to be part of the rainbow parade would you do it? And if a gay guy hits on u is it a compliment?

I would take it as a compliment, but kindly tell him to back the fuck off

This one time my dog got a stiffy while my male cat was licking his own paw. Should I be concerned? I felt as if I was walking in on something beyondmy understanding and that no amount of acid could ever help me realize what I was witnessing

I don't know

Marry one, kill one, fuck one...... Rosie O'donnel, honey boo boo's mom, or man bulge Lady GaGa..... GO!!

Kill myself

Hotties are not an option. The only way you could have a great time to get a good time to get a lot of people who are not jewish people who are not an easy are obviously dildo entrepreneurs

What

You ever just had a shit so big you felt like you were a father??

Hahahahaha sure

5 nights at freddys or slenderman??

I haven't played 5 nights at Freddie's but I still think slenderman would win

You ever ask yourself why do women think wieners are gross yet shove tampons in their purse like no biggie shits disgusting

Yes hahaha

Name one chick right now you would totes bang

Jennifer Lawrence

If you accidentally hit an old woman w Wi th a car, would yu back up to make sure no witness NO SURIVORS or would you pussy out a an d drive off? (Staying isnt a choice)

I would stay, being a better person is always the choice

Are you Justin Beiber?!?!! ;)

No

If you were dating a 7 but a 9 wanted your nuts would you hit that or would you politely ask her to just send nudes?

Damn good question but idk

Lakers or Clippers?

Neither, Miami heat

Turkey or chicken?

Chicken

Have you ever seen a baby lizard?

Yes

If you could play any position in football, I think you would be a leo. Yes or doubtful?

No comment

If you found out your best friend who is engaged is cheating on his fiance, what would you do?

I would ask him what the fuck he is doing and get him to cut his shit out

If you had the choice of being jewish, amish, or a mexican, why would you pick mexican last?

I would be Jewish, then I would be good with money. I would choose Mexican last because as I said before I am racist.

Hey be nice! Dont be mean to these boys who are just asking you funny and stupid questions. I mean the buttflap one was kind of hilarious (:

Not really, didn't make sense. Maybe if you could spell correctly and have your question make sense, it would be "hilarious"

Will there ever be a jewish president? And why not?

I don't know, he could probably help our money issues hahaha

What is the meaning of life?

Very deep question. Can't say I know other than I'm still searching

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