Sucks to be you then. Don't pass it onto someone else.
But I thought you had it
Did you steal oxana?
I did sowwy
Did you know the blue power ranger is gay in real life? Does that change your choice in favorite ranger? If so you have to choose the black guy cuz he's cool
It doesn't really change my opinion
Do you think swearing makes you cool or tough?
No, just has become part of my vocabulary
Your girlfriend farts in front of you. What do you do?
Laugh my ass off
What worries you the most?
Losing my family
Quit playing with your tool.
What
If I were a man I would punch the shit out of your truck once maybe
I would kill you, no need to affect my property, if you have a problem take it up with me
GREEN EGGS AND SPAM?
Green eggs
Not a question but, i refuse to talk to you or ask you to a movie because your sister scares me and has threatened my friends.
My sister won't do anything don't worry about her
British accents are hot right
They can be
Jews killed my lord and savior, am I justified in smackin some bitches down?
If you feel the need
You ever had to do the butt clench wiggle to get more toilet paper in the next room?
I don't know
Miley cyrus and lil john have a baby what in the hell do we name it
A child never to have been born
Slurpies or waffle cones! CHOOSE ONE
Waffle cone
Do you believe in popping viagra into peoples drinks that are jerks
Hahahahahaha sure
Do you think pv should hae hall monitors and if so, should they be able to frish all the hot bitche- I mean honeys
No I don't think so
How do you surprise other people?
Many different ways
You ever wondered how terrible dogs lives are when their toilet paper is their tongue?
Hahahahahahahaha
Your friend davis doesnt know how to shut the hell up like seriously sometimes I wish I could gouge out my ears jesus christ
Fuck you, Davis is my nigga
Sonic or subway?
That's a hard difficult question
Get married at age 23 or be single until age 37
If it's the right girl, Married
What happened to your brother cody he was an asshole but hes like disappeared
Good question, all I know is he's in Oklahoma
Why do you drive a green truck when your karma says you should be driving a red one you angry little munchkin
Because it was a free vehicle, not gonna complain
If you could have a pet squirrel, duckling, or small asian which would you prefer?
Duckling
Jewish asian or athiest white chick which is more annoying
Asian
Why does your sister want to beat the shit out of everyone when she weighs like 90lbs ?
She's an angry panda
Why are you mean to clafton
I'm not mean to clafton I love that nig nog
Do you think turtles have the ability to dream and if so what would they dream of?
I have no clue
Have you painted with all the colors of the wind?
What
Ever thought of trying out for the basketball team?
No
I used to think u were cute... but since ur anti mexican on just about everything whoevers asked u on here nevermind!
Sorry
Why isnt your last name Nedzweckas anymore?
I legally changed it
Why do you cuss so much?
Cuz I can
What's the most attractive feature a girl can have? (:
Eyes for sure :)
Do over you ever think we'll colonize other planets?
Yes
Boy: happy valentines day bby
Girl: thx babez
Boy: I got u chocletz
Girl:yum!!!!11
Girl:im alerjic to chocletz.
Boy: y u no tell me?
Girl:because I luv u.
Girl: (is ded)
Like dis if u cry evertim
Fuck off
1 mrning
Animoes: bbe, wht time is it?
Girl: 1 am
Animoes: wat! Gurl i told u to wake me up in 12 PM
girl: oh su im disapointing?!
Gurl den cries
Gurl runs to door, but teh door was a wormhole
girl then is ded
Animoes runs 2 her and cri
Animoes: wat i meant is that u look beter in 12PM.. Bcuz i w
Fuck off
You ever inappropriate ly thought about a chicken?
Nope
You ever seen a man with a shirt on but his foopah fat hangs down under it?
Yep
Tbh// my balls itch but im too lazy to scratch them
Cool story you fat fuck
You ever just put on lipstick and pretend your mother is you and youre infuriated with yourself because that makes me so happ Oh y