How does a brown cow make white milk if it only eats green grass?
Boobs
How do you prefer to be awakened up in the morning?
I don'tlike being woke up at all!
Aye we'll be able to get you some weed like... WEED!? FUCKING RIGHT!... Guess who bro, baa
Wat
What crimes deserve the death penalty?
Paedophiles
I’m a guy
A guy who is as warm as you during the day
A guy who one-shots his coffee before it even cools down
A guy whose heart bursts when night comes
That kind of guy (8) <----- what is that song?!
PSY – Gangnam Style
i have a bigger cock then you.. do you know why?! BECAUSE YOUR A PUSSY MATE.
you're*
how often to bust nut ? and what do you bust a nut too? ( excluding my mum )
4 times a day and Brazzers account mate x
why you such a scrote?
because I wanna be brah
i would flick your tobean..
cheers m8
Is it true that you stole some wee lads shoes on friday
Aye ryan :)
how good looking are you? xoxo
thanks babes xoxo
just got results from the doctors, and turns out you did give me herpes :(
lmao!
You're shit at pub quiz's
Sister fisters you know what it is!
Are you gangster
uwotm8
Are you nigger
Aye m8
Should we read a lot of books?
50 shades of Tobin? Yeahhh.
Do you believe in 'love at first sight'?
Aye if I see someone looks like Beyonce.
How often do you go to the movies?
Never that's what uTorrent is for..
you mad bro?
You brad mo?
who's tobin?
I'm Tobin
why wont u lick my bobhole? i am disappoint phaggot
that's a bit weird haha
What do you know that others don’t?
A lot of things!
WHY ARE YOU SUCH A SICK CUNT TOBIN????????? -Mystic
Because I can! :DD
Your cute c:
Haha thanks :')
your dick is hugeee
lmfao!
omg trampoline
Ahahahaha love that!
What are you addicted to?
Internet/Phone/Criminal Minds/Chicken and Tea.
How many guys you bummed? xoxox
Lost count mate xoxoxoxo
Will you be my boyfriend? Haha ahah.
YES LETS DO IT
What was the last movie you watched that was really good?
Ted
Have you ever fingered you japs eye with a tin opener?