How does a brown cow make white milk if it only eats green grass?
Boobs
How do you prefer to be awakened up in the morning?
I don'tlike being woke up at all!
Aye we'll be able to get you some weed like... WEED!? FUCKING RIGHT!... Guess who bro, baa
Wat
What crimes deserve the death penalty?
Paedophiles
I’m a guy
A guy who is as warm as you during the day
A guy who one-shots his coffee before it even cools down
A guy whose heart bursts when night comes
That kind of guy (8) <----- what is that song?!
PSY – Gangnam Style
i have a bigger cock then you.. do you know why?! BECAUSE YOUR A PUSSY MATE.