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Bruker du våtdrakt som badetøy?

Nope. Jeg har aldri brukt våtdrakt, eller gjort aktiviteter der våtdrakt brukes.

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Kann uns das Fernsehen verdummen?

It depends what you're watching, really. Everything is nice in moderation, so avoid making anything on TV control your life. Also, most reality shows are complete garbage, so if you do prefer watching that type of show, be very aware of how it affects you personally.

Will humans ever live on another planet?

Some day, sure, but not in the lifetime of anyone currently alive.

Put your music on shuffle, what are the first 3 songs that come on?

Muse: The Void
ABBA: The Day Before You Came
OK Go: Oh Lately It's So Quiet

Hattest du je Probleme mit der Polizei?

Not really. At the most, I've been questioned on the street as a witness or as someone who vaguely fit the description of someone they were looking for in the area, but that's about it.

Glaubst du wirklich, dass der Mensch vom Affen abstammt?

Partially. Humans and monkeys have a common ancestor, though.

Gibt es ein Leben nach der Ehe?

I suppose, based on my observations, but since I've never been married, I don't have any first-hand experiences on it.

If you were going to get a tattoo, what would it be and where?

Something indirectly symbolic of my life/loves, intentionally vague, small, and placed somewhere near my shoulder/chest area.
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gute Lieder?

I consider myself somewhat average when it comes to singing. I've received compliments on my singing voice, but it's nowhere from the level of a professional singer.

wer wärst du gerne in einer Band oder was stellst du dir vor wer du bist wenn du musik von deiner Lieblingsband hörst (schlagzeuger, Bass, Solo oder Gitarre, sänger?

I like to imagine myself as the singing bass player.

könntest du dir vorstellen mit jemandem eine Beziehung einzugehen, den du nur aus dem Internet kennst und noch nie zuvor im echten Leben gesehen hast?

It's quite possible, yes. But I would like to have talked to them face-to-face (either in person or via online video chat) at some point, at least before sharing too-intimate details about myself.

Isst du gerne Fleisch ??

Sometimes I do, sometimes I have non-meat options for dinner. It depends on the day.

Xbox or PlayStation?

Nintendo, mainly, but I'm not massively against the other consoles. My gaming console history:
NES (the 8-bit Nintendo original)
GameBoy Color
PlayStation 2
GameBoy Advance SP
Nintendo 3DS (both the original and the new edition)
Nintendo Switch

Würdest du mal einen Fallschirmsprung machen?

Not really. I'm just too scared of heights. I'd be up for flying in an indoor wind tunnel, though.

Was machst du Beruflich?

System administrator in IT, for a small-ish software development company in Norway. I take care of servers, network infrastructure, and everything technical, so those who make the software have what they need.

Auf welcher schule bist du und welche klasse?

I'm confused by this question, since I haven't gone to school for about 20 years now, when I graduated at Fagerlia videregående skole.

Dürfen echte Männer weinen?

Absolutely. Real men show feelings, and are also supportive of others when they show their feelings. But keep it in moderation, and if it's at an inappropriate setting, hold back. Constant crying isn't healthy, and doesn't look on anyone (either men or women).

Lernst du schon lange Englisch? Willst du noch irgendwelche anderen Sprachen lernen?

I started learning English in elementary school, and I've kept it up to date through various school subjects, as well as listening a lot when watching American and British movies and TV shows (without dubbing). It has also been useful to keep up to date in my work, since most documentation is in English, and we've previously had customers abroad (like in the USA).

Schüler und Lehrer bekommen bei diesem heißen Wetter hitzefrei, andere Arbeitnehmer in der Regel nicht. Sollte es hitzefrei für alle geben? Wie ist das bei dir geregelt? Ist es an deinem Arbeitsplatz kühl oder heiß? Stellt dein Arbeitgeber dir Getränke bei den heißen Temperaturen zur Verfügung?

It can be really hot in the summer after 16:00 (I sometimes work until 18:00), since the sun comes shining directly at where I sit in the office, but other than that, the office temperature is pretty OK through the year. The office does have a fridge, a coffee machine, a kettle, and clean tap water, so options for hot and cold drinks are available. Only coffee is provided by the office, other drinks (not counting the tap water) we have to pay for ourselves, and the closest shop is just across the street.

Blondine oder Brünette?

Yes to both. I'm sometimes drawn towards redheads and brunettes, and sometimes towards blondes.

Auf einer Skala von 0 bis 10, wie sehr hasst du reggea?

Probably around 3 or 4. I don't hate it, but I don't actively seek it out. And if I do, I prefer to stick to the more well-known tunes.

Warum haben manche normale Leute einen "Abonieren" Button statt "zu Freunden hinzufügen" auf ihrere Seite?

Maybe some people don't want random people to add them as friends? I suppose there's a specific method to add them as friends, but you'd have to ask them in person, or something. Who knows?

Welchen Wochentag hasst du am meisten?

Mondays. It's a cliché, but it's just hard to get back into the routine after a weekend.

Welche Gerichte sollte jeder kochen können?

Ham and cheese sandwich (toasted). Spaghetti with a tomato sauce. Hot dogs and hamburgers. At the very least.

Kannst du deine Zukunft erfahren und wie?

If you know your future, it won't be accurate, since you'd have the opportunity to change it, at which point it won't be your future anymore.

Wahr / Falsch: Du hast schon mal etwas geträumt und dir gewünscht, das der Traum real wird.

True. (Who hasn't?)

Magst du Tattoos wirklich nicht? Tattoos - das sind bestimmt Prinzinpien. Hast du Prinzipien?

Tattoos can be fine, if done properly. I like tattoos that are small, easily hidden away, and with a somewhat deep, personal meaning for the person they're attached to. I hate facial tattoos and tattoos on hands, and I don't like it when people cover themselves with large tattoos. Sure, they can be impressive artworks, but there can always be too much of a good thing.

Wie macht man mit einem Mädchen schluss?

I don't have any experience with that myself, so I can only say what I think would be the logical way. As a general rule, be honest and gentle about it. First, make an effort to know that you truly want to end your relationship (find out what's missing). Trying to get married and/or have a child just to "fix" your relationship is a bad idea. Don't make excuses, and don't be an asshole. If love has ended, just say so, and be sad/disappointed about it (since you, hopefully, would still care about her as a friend). Expect her to react in one of two ways: either she'll agree with you (she might feel the same way), or she'll be angry/disappointed. If the last one happens, just go with it (don't escape from the fight/discussion, but be part of it) - it could end up one of two ways: you might find out that you still love her (and don't want to leave after all), or you'll agree that you, as a couple, are not for eachother. If it ends, it ends. Don't expect to be friends or friendly with your ex in the near future (one year, or several years). Do expect that, if you have mutual friends, they may "choose a side", and/or that you might encounter each other because of your mutual friends. If so, NEVER force your friends to choose who to side with (and don't try to bring up that subject when you're around them).
Last, but not least, NEVER cheat on her as a "way out" (or for any other reason, for that matter).

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Which foreign country do you dislike the most?

If I could pick from any country (even one I've never been to), I'd say North Korea. None of the countries I've visited so far have hit my "dislike" list, though.
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If you were granted an autograph from anyone, who would it be?

Jennifer Lawrence, in an intimate location. Then again, I'm not a big fan of autographs (too impersonal). A photo with a celeb is much more personal (and has thankfully no potential resale value).
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What do you do when the remote is too far?

I get up and get it. I'm even more motivated to get up if something bad or awkward comes on.

What time do you usually go to sleep?

Somewhere between midnight and 2, depending on what distracts me in the evening.
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Language: English