Kim André Akerø

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What business is the dirtiest?

Those who work with sewage
....and I'm damn thankful for their good work!

Do you like to dance?

When nobody's watching? Sure!
With a crowd? Maybe after a while of lingering, but someone would still have to drag me out on the dance floor (I basically need that first "push" to get going)

People you may like

How old were you when you got your first computer?

PC? Age 15, bought with my savings.
Computer at all? Age 10 or 11, and that was a Commodore 64 (look it up). I think I still have that one in storage, if it has survived.

Do you like to spend your free time alone or in company?

Depends on the company, and the offers for company, really.

You're given one wish...what would it be?

Money, I suppose. Just enough to not having to worry about it. Then again, it would also depend on the conditions attached to such a wish, and where the money would come from...
(Man, those Wishmaster movies have really screwed up my thought process on that subject.)
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If you could have dinner with anyone, who would you choose?

Anyone at all? The girl I have a serious crush on....

What are you thankful for today?

Actually, the surprising amount of praise from somewhat random Ask.fm members this past hour.

Who would you most like to be stuck in an elevator with?

Oooooh! Tough one.
Celebrity? Jennifer Lawrence.
Anyone at all? My crush (which might be more realistic, and I'm not telling...... Yet.)

What created our World?

Science, beeatch! But seriously: gravity pulling various gases and elements together, forming a massive ball of stuff found on the periodic table of elements. So.... yeah.
(What? Were you expecting an answer involving something divine?)

Haha you're hilarious :P

If you're thinking about the six levels of fatness, that's actually a quote from Gabriel Iglesias. He's definitely worth checking out :-)

What are the first things you notice when you meet someone?

Face and/or hair, depending on which angle I see them from

If you were granted an autograph from anyone, who would it be?

Although no longer possible, Robin Williams. :-(

What are the three things that you cannot live without?

Water, food and heat (to a certain degree). I think that goes for any human or mammal.
Outside of those basic things, though: Internet, chocolate, warm hugs. (Although I'm not Olaf, or a snowman)

If there were a book about your life, what the cover would look like?

Ambiguous/mysterious. Actually, I don't have a clue. Maybe even something tech- or geek-related.

What was the last present you received?

Either cash or something on DVD. It was my birthday 8 months ago, so I can't remember exactly.

Which is the best age to marry?

If you're into that sort of thing, I'd say from mid-twenties to mid-thirties. I'm already at the tail-end of that range, and still without a girlfriend.
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If you feel stressed what would you do to reduce it?

I distract myself with entertainment (music, videos/movies/TV, podcasts)

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?

My hometown, Ålesund (in Norway). Outside of my hometown, I might go for Berlin (Germany) or New York (USA).


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