Ask @NickBate:

How can you say you love her if you can't even eat her poop?

lol I know what you're referencing

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You didn't answer my question. Again: What would you think if someone who made you feel unsafe and physically ill kept insisting that you would one day be married and gladly do sexual things you know you didn't want to do? Nobody cares about what sex acts you think you'd have with someone you stalk.

I did answer the question.
Anyway I'd give them a chance

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If I had teeth like you do I wouldn't open my mouth so wide in photos. Thoughts?

It's my photo pose. I can't not do it.

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Does second ex want you to leaver her alone too?

Yeah. That's why I have to call her Second Ex and not use her real name. I miss her though. I wanna do her in the butt all the time.

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Have you heard the new TMBG song? It's called "I Like Children's Butts".

Lol that's not real

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Are you looking for new pretend parents now?

No, I still have the same ones

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According to your story "The Meadow", you enjoy farts. Here, you said you didn't. What else are you lying to us about?

I like WIFE's farts

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the highest, how happy would you say you are with your life?

probably 1. There's a lot wrong with my life

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I disagree with your answer about Anna marrying you in heaven. If she's shacked to you in the afterlife, she's CLEARLY in hell.

No.

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Not to be rude or anything, just genuinely curious - what exactly is it about poop that you find appealing?

I dunno, I guess because it comes from butts? Not sure

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Why did you get committed to the mental ward? Did you fit in when you were there?

My ex-therapist had me write aboot hoo I would commit a mall shooting and then called Crisis Intervention. I did OK in there. There were these two young girls who talked to me and this older woman who played Uno with me a lot and said she loved me, presumably platonically

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Why do you hate vaginas so much?

They're gross lookin'

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I heard you would like to eat human flesh. Do you have specific people you would like to eat? Do you ever think about eating random people you see in public?

Not really. I imagine I could only eat hot females though. Males are gross.

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If you only get two 2hr sessions of wifi per month, how do you manage to tweet so consistently?

via SMS

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Didn't you have a pretend dad too named Tom or something? What happened with him?

Thom. But she's Heather noo. We still follow eachother on Twitter and talk sometimes. We WOULD IM but you know... lack of Internet

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I remember you from the bus. You were super creepy and unnerving. And smelly.

Bullcrap. Everyone who sees me irl likes me

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"Aboot" is how Scottish people say about, not Canadians. Plus nobody types their accent anyway because it's stupid, so why do you do it?

If I don't, hoo will people know to read my writing with an accent

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when did you last see anna

August 23rd, 2008

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What province is In my heart in?

It's not the name of a city. I mean I'm Canadian in my heart. As in not literally.

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Out of all of your autism symptoms, which is your favorite?

Having Obsessions. They Might Be Giants, Pokemon, butt stuff, etc.

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Is Jessa still your pretend mom?

Yes, although I don't know hoo to contact her noo that she deleted her Twitter. I dunno if she still likes me or if she dislikes me again. She apparently disliked me once. She was still my mum though

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I've heard of a variety of therapies that help manage autism. Stuff like a gluten free diet, chelation, and enemas. Have you tried any of those? If so, did it help?

Haven't tried. I like being autistic anyway. My Obsessions give me stuff to do for weeks at a time.

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What is a typical day for you like, Nick?

On my off days I basically just listen to TMBG all day, and/or play Pokemon when I'm having an Asperger's attack. Once a week I attend an event with a group I'm in and once a month I go to therapy and the psychiatrist.

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Do you really think a vagina is more gross than a butt hole? At least the vagina doesn't crap.

yes

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You should get a tattoo with Anna's name on it

I don't want something permanent on me

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About Nick L. Nickel:

I have autism and say stuff I shouldn't. Working on this in therapy. I also love this one girl and am on a quest for reciprocation.

In my heart, Canada.