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Nolan Alward

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Give me a description of he dust devils

Holy fuck alright we start off with the Scorpio tendo Boots "dirty dog" Conrad, the sickest tendy in the league, Brandon "sauce boss" bird the franchise player and league leader in alcohol consumption, Mitch "Spray tan Julio" Robinson, wrappin 9 year old kids around parking meters, Captain Jared "stone hands" Ostroski, the kids got more lettuce than a Pizza Hut buffet, Kari "horse" Belec, classy stay at home D, Alex "silky mitts" Boyd, a natural goal scoring machine, and how can we forget Chaw tendy Critch, the biggest gongshow coach out there. These are the fucking boys scrapin from the streets of delray court bringin honeys to the Ostroski Palace of Love and just all out livin the dream. Couldn't ask for better bros fucking love you guys Dust Devils for life

Quote boyder

*jareds playing PS4 with random people*
"Hey jay, tell them about the time you made out with your dad HAHA"
*wiz khalifa song playing*
"It's your anniversary issn't it"
"ah what's wrong gurl"
"And your man ain't actin' right"
*brandon asks boyder to sing to the songs again* *nicki minaj song starts*
"Nah man I don't know this song"
*lyrics start*
"JUST MET A BOY, JUST MET A BOY WHEN"

Quote uncle jay

"Fuck I just want some skin"
"Let's beat these fuckin clowns eh boys"
*knows what team, what position, year drafted, birth year, hometown, pregame meal choice, and favorite sex position of every hockey player to ever skate*
"Kari, it's actually small, it's not even big"
"Outta town boys and Bird only"
"No screw off I'm not sharing"
*gets chirped*
"Shut up you still kiss your dad on the lips"
*3am* "K fuck this I'm deleting her number"

Tbh Nolan we went out with the same girl which means we basically kissed eachother idk how you feel about that, but if that doesn't make us best friends idk what does. We've been together and kinda hung out a few times which is totally chill. Ttyl

Keifer Bell
I like the way you think Keif ;) see ya around bro
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I want a tbh Nols

Brandon Bird
Bird maaan, I don't think there's a thing you wouldn't do for the boys. Probably the sanest AND the craziest of the boys, if that makes any sense. Won't ever let a couple rides in the backseat of a cop car stop you from anything will ya, fuckin beauty man

if you had more time what would you do

Everything that I ever wanted to do but had to stop for hockey, like playing an instrument, play basketball, work a lot and get a shit load of money to travel (so I can go to tomorrowland basically), maybe start drawing, spending tons of time wtb, plus soo much more. But there's only 24 hours in a day so little of that happens
Liked by: Ciara Emma Atkinson

What would your dream house be like?

A white house with blue shutters, including a room with a balcony overlooking a river where you could paint. A porch that went all the way around the house, where you could sit, drink tea, and watch the sunset. #soft #thenotebook
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