THANKS OBAMA FOR COLLEGE IN PRISON

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so she was throw into prison for stealing watermelons. her name in the slammer became known as watermelondrea because her real name was andrea. It fit. you know in state prison you get free edumacation, and she met a pretty well known gang member as they were gettin edumacated and such.

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Andrea literally just has to break the law to meet a nice gang member. your husband from auburn is probably a gang member just like watermelondreas is, but she got hers for free. In this sense, Andrea wins by not trying and going to prison

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because she stole a watermelon. you see, while you plan on going to auburn and pay lots of money, watermelondrea gets it all for free. Now that is the power of taxes right there. How does this make you feel? You have to work hard and get good grades and pay money to go to auburn to meet your husband

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now that they're romance was a brewin, she had dreams of getting married in college. she made herself really available and ole tyron and her got married after five short years of being locked up. in some ways, watermelondrea achieved what every girl had always dreamed of, because she stole a

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let me tell you a story. there was a girl and she really loved watermelon. then one day she decided that she was going to go to H E B because that was her nearest grocer and she stole watermelons. now you see watermelons are pretty big, so she could only fit one under her shirt. she got caught

that's the greatest

I bet you dream of going to a southern college and meeting a really hot guy and getting married right? cause that's all college is good for? cause that's your only goal in life

no my goal in life is to glorify God

y can't i b yew

abby get off

you're literally so popular

no stop

what does null mean in your bio??¿¿ ~magbag

wait what?

What is the best birthday gift you have ever received?

idk

hi

hola

you just started this whole ask.fm cause your cool rite

no

remember that time you peed at cross country LOL

& fell in a ditch, lots of memories

hi

hola

LITERALLY WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM

sin

What's a popular food you find disgusting?

people

What time do you normally wake up?

basketball days like 5:45, reg like 7 ish

What's your favorite drink?

Fiji water

How long do you need to sleep to be in good shape?

idk you should ask your prescripted doctor

If you could do anything now, what would you do?

praiiissseee jesus