Ask @origamibirds:

What do you think of the drama between Diana and Bee? Who's side are you on?

Are you actually serious.

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Your accent sounds like you have something in your mouth

It's called my tongue.

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That chandelier, what does t look like?

This! I was terrified of sleeping underneath it when I was a kid. Now it's just "well, if it squashes me, it squashes me."

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I'd be good at grave digging tbh. God knows I've dug my own quite a few times. SEE HOW HILARIOUS I AM, TEA? YOU SO WANT TO GO ON AN ADVENTURE WITH CRYING IN THE CORNER ANON. Seriously, I will come off and say "Hi" soon. And I'll stop bugging you now :)

Genuinely can't wait to know who you are. The suspense is killing me incrementally.

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How would you react if your body inflated like a balloon

Depends if I'm a helium balloon or one of those bouncy balloons. Like, let's take this seriously.

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But I have seen it ;)

Oh god, the lapdance? That was a one time thing and we were both drunk. You have to let that go.

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I love fucking with you on anon xxx

Habiba
AWWWWW BAE YOU AND THE HARASSMENT ARE BACK!
I don't care if you're my best friend. I'm blocking you πŸ˜‰

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For those who've had partners: what's the pettiest/dumbest thing you've gotten upset with your partner about? What about the other way around? If no partners: apply this question to anyone else.

C.
"Don't call me 'babe'"
"But it's cute."
"It's demeANING."
"Don't call me 'Snuggums' then."
"I only do that because I know how much it annoys you! Oh, wait. I see it now. I see it. That makes sense."
"Thanks, babe."
"No worries, Snuggums."

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You have a nice ass, I've seen it ;)

NOBODY PUTS ANON IN THE CORNER! Oh wait, I came here on my own accord. I'd like to be alone during this trying time, thanks *sniffs* Don't worry about me, go on all those adventures with the ask.fm people you actually like *sniffs again*

I've got a really great solution to this. You should totally come off of anon, let me love you, and then you can stay away from corners for the rest of your long and happy life!

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I am SO upset you didn't imagine doing anything with me (Anon). The possibilities are endless. Don't worry, I'm fine, I'll just be crying in the corner for a while :(

Would you like company in your corner or shall I leave you to it?

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Pick 4 people you want to meet from ask.fm and tell us what you can imagine doing with them :)

@mystery246 - I'm somewhere between hiking some serious mountains with Freya or kicking up a racket at Boardmasters. I'm dead keen for either - I'm seeing opportunities for adventures! πŸ’ͺ🏻
@emperorpartin - Kicking back with a drink of choice to argue about music and agree on the cuteness of varying animals. And I feel like we'd need a BBQ or something? Andy would have to be on cooking because I would absolutely forget it after five minutes.
@CoffeeandSherlock - As soon as this smartass is into Yale, I'm going to park myself on her. That place looks like exaCTLY the kind of place to poke around for days on end. Also, books!
@aclockworkbananna - I hear that he's been writing something based on a prompt I sent agggeeesss ago. And I'd honestly just love a chat - fab guy, fab sense of humour.
(There's a bunch of other people but you limited me to fOUR. Shoutout to @ErinWolf4919, @LiviBates, @AmericanLass, @NanoAshes, @Sirba who are well up on that list as well.)

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Have you ever been part of any clubs or societies? Would you be interested in joining one? It can be in relation to anything, sports, academic, creative etc.

Livi;
A billion and one different sports clubs, but I've never done the academic/creative side of it. I was going to join a photography club but it's a question of time?! I don't know where people find it. I put down a spare fifteen minutes and it legs it.

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Lol dude is literally English in origin (dudde) in reference to sartorial elegance. American's ought to stop saying it too by that logic.

This has turned into something incredibly educational and I'm pretty psyched by that.

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It's getting really annoying that you keep saying dude. Stop it. You're not even American

Whoa, dude - calm that aggro. I'm just havin' a bitchin' time with the old surf lingo. And fuck's sake, if I'm appropriating anywhere then it's 'stralia. Chill pillllll.

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Ahaha funny, so you're wearing lots of layers all the time no?

Dude, what is your deal with how many clothes I wear?
Most people I know are trying to get them off, not put them on.

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Did you ever get sweaty due to wearing too much clothing?

I am cold the eNTIRE time. Mum likes to say that the only reason I push myself so hard on the sporting front is because it's the only time of day when I defrost, haha.

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A doctor told you that you have one month to live. Do you tell anyone? What would you do? Would you be afraid?

Saphira
If there's nothing I can do about it then c'est la vie. I'd tell my family, close friends - and then I'd carry blithely on. I'd still coach, still train, still have mad adventures with my friends. I'd stop working, though. I want to travel and travel and travel, and I can't do that if I'm working.
I'd try and tie up as many loose ends as possible, though. I'd be leaving a business mid-season, and either to disband it or to carry it on would be an absolute little bitch. Nobody wants that πŸ˜‚

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Tash! We need to shreddin'

Freya
Omfg I'm down. Give me a heads up for when you're free and lets get something sorted!

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I like your voice!

I like you!!

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I wanna do sex with you 😍

Oooohh dear.

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can we see a sailing pic of u?

I haven't got any on my phone but sure, I'll see what I can come up with! No one takes cameras out sailing very often on account of the whole water/electronics thing πŸ˜‚

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Where was that taken?

The picture of me and Rob? That was Egypt ☺️

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How did you meet Bee you aren't in England?

I am English, dude.
And we met in Paris, anyway. I was on a romantic getaway with a guy I'd been with for over a year. Habiba was there visiting the man that she loved.
Anyway, one thing lead to another and we eloped. That was years ago - we've never looked back.

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- The Dalai Lama
I'm Tasha, and I like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain.
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