What kind of things do you like to do in summer?
not desroya
Ask @philiplestertidalclan:
Pretend you can declare your own national holiday. What would it be about?
planned parenthood
whatcha think is better, fire or sex?
em fire, haven't had the best experiences with sex before.
WHY is my mother so appealing to you
I apologize but I have no clue who you are talking about..
What's your favorite thing to do in the spring?
still your mum
are you aware that cara and her angel squad are gonna beat ur ass in the name of the good lord?
Very aware.
you're awesome! so you get a flower from me.
*catches flower crown* thank you!!
wanna go out
Unless you are Bri then no. Sorry. /or dan bc dan
i love you!
Why?
ur hot!
Thank you. I appreciate your compliment.
dessy told me to kill u but u so cute and cuddly wtf y
Because she blames me for her insecurities. She also hates me more than dan hates moths.
wanna hang out?!
Of course!!
hEY diD YOu fuCk dESSiE or what
yes destroya and I f00ked it happened.
Would you follow the white rabbit?
Yes.
What is paradise for you?
your mum
[mimics the here's johnny scene] [plunges an axe into the door] HEEEERE'S TALIA [OOC: pshhh phil is perfect too tho, phil is faaab. also, because of the shining reference, here's talia with an axe https://33.media.tumblr.com/04629809f0d2ffb39353e79df927eb12/tumblr_ng9uh6uAXy1qhzql2o1_500.gif ]
oMFG NoO [tal is love + omf the shining references]
[ lolol actually here's a screencap of talia out to rek phil as she mimics the shining: http://31.media.tumblr.com/bbb4de214a0c5268af222ffc331ce3f3/tumblr_inline_ng8yeoDOOB1qeiji2.jpg muhahahah ]
holy fUCK [phil absolutely hates the shining *shudders*]
it was a stupid move. why'd ya get her preggers?
i'm perfectly aware of my moment of complete stupidity thank you. though in my defense I didn't get drunk first m8. and just because she's pregnant doesn't mean I don't care. of course I do, and I already feel horrible stop you mean anon. say it to my face m8
why is everyone in love with you, and nobodies in love with me?
do u see dessie rn she's basically shitting, tossing on my head and calling me a fuck boi + I bet people are in love with you
dOnT PuLL ThAt GLEe bULLsHit wIth mE, yOU LIttLE FUcKbOY
oh, and i almost forgot: fuck you
you with des now?
stay in your lane, boy
What things should you never tell your parents?
u knocked someone up
wooow, such a responsible father, telling the girl you knocked up to get the fuck out
she started it m8