Good question, probably to set a standard, so old men don't feel bad.
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One does not simply get ready in the morning.
The static of space.
Riding flying velociraptors through Narnia.
No, because "please" is not a good enough incentive.
Pinky pie, unquestionably.
A giant gold penis, minecraft style.
Worms, lots of worms.
Because, you have to do somerhing outrageously stupid, like leaving everything to check out if the grass really is greener on the other side