Both.
One does not simply get ready in the morning.
The static of space.
Riding flying velociraptors through Narnia.
No, because "please" is not a good enough incentive.
Pinky pie, unquestionably.
A giant gold penis, minecraft style.
Worms, lots of worms.
Good question, probably to set a standard, so old men don't feel bad.
Because, you have to do somerhing outrageously stupid, like leaving everything to check out if the grass really is greener on the other side