One does not simply get ready in the morning.
The static of space.
Riding flying velociraptors through Narnia.
No, because "please" is not a good enough incentive.
Pinky pie, unquestionably.
A giant gold penis, minecraft style.
Worms, lots of worms.
Good question, probably to set a standard, so old men don't feel bad.
Because, you have to do somerhing outrageously stupid, like leaving everything to check out if the grass really is greener on the other side
The media industry.
Why is the right moustache curlier than the left one?:[