Thanks for the question, anon.
Dear, 2012 Rod
1. The universe is and always will be just that. Everyone around you will be more successful, happier, better looking, richer, and funnier just because. The sooner you accept this fact, the quicker you’ll realize that life is about improving yourself, doing what you love, being with people you care for, and having a good time. Nothing else matters.
2. Four years into the future, you will break and you will unknowingly become a bad person. You will grow extremely insecure because the horrible things that your loved ones say to you will compound and break your limit. Everything becomes worse. You will overdose in June 2015 as part of a suicide attempt. Demons will surface in your head the following year. A second attempt will happen in MOA on November 2019.
No matter what happens, don’t be like the monsters who destroyed you. Don’t scream when you’re angry. Trust those who truly care for you. Don’t listen to the demons in your head.
3. Just because you’re not a crazy good-looking guy doesn’t mean that you should stop caring about your health. In 2020 you will contract high blood pressure and osteoarthritis because of your shit eating habits. Take care of your health, please. I beg you.
4. Never gamble. Never step foot into Solaire. Never accept your friends’ suggestion to celebrate your 21st birthday in Solaire. It will ruin your life. Your love for music will die because you will experience bliss, addiction, despair, and bankruptcy. You will be absolutely demotivated to make music because winning back the money is all you’ll be thinking about.
5. Fuck Dota. Jesus hahahahaha. I have to say it I’m sorry. Your life will reach rock bottom in 2018 onwards when you suddenly decide to make a career out of Dota. It’s a pipe dream. The cancer and toxicity it will bring you is absolutely not worth the trouble to your mental health.
6. Also fuck streetwear. The cringiest phase of your life thus far is trying to become a streetwear hypebeast like your rich younger brother and richer friends in 2019. It’s just.. why even. No one cares at the end of the day. Streetwear of today is manipulated by aftermarkets. Resellers dictate the value of hype shoes and clothing. Don’t fuss about it. Although, Supreme hoodies are still very nice. Try to get one or two in the future because you will sell your only white Supreme hoodie in 2015 after losing all your money in the casino lol.
7. Alix is your soulmate. For the love of God, don’t scream at her. Treat her like the queen that she is and make sure to trust her with your life. She’s not like my exes believe me. If I were in your shoes right now, I’d already muster up the courage to date her. No fucking need to date any of my exes lmao not worth the pain and suffering it will bring to you.
8. Be thankful. Please. Always be grateful for what you have. Be prepared. Be strong. Believe in yourself.
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