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Where can I get mistletoe?, I'm trying to set some people up. Don't you dare say the mistletoe store.

Uhmm target Walmart idk man.

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I THOUGHT I WAS HOME ALONE AND I'VE BEEN SINGING REALLY LOUDLY AND TALKING TO MYSELF AND I JUST FOUND MY DAD IS HOME. OH GOD WHY. I CANT EVEN. UGH.

Lolilololololololol that sucks ;-;

well done, that was a good response however i'm a girl, sober but yes i'm reasonably small. ly toast face :*

You don't know that, you're too drunk to realize you're drunk.

I will beat the shit out of you, if you don't have a full civilized conversation with me.

Idek what civilized is, I'm a Nigerian slave.

you're as hot as a steamy piece of toast, you little toast face ! <3

You're as drunk as a smelly drunk guy, you little drunk person.

NO. I GET TO DECIDE WHEN I BEAT YOU. YOU'RE MY NIGERIAN SLAVE. I'M IN CHARGE HERE. WE'RE HAVING A CIVILIZED CONVERSATION NOW. DON'T GET SASSY WITH ME.

Yes master, I'll go pick cotton now

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