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What's the worst thing someone can do on a first date?

They offer to take me to get my ears pierced and hold my hand as the piercer is starting to approach my ear. They squeeze my hands in theirs and tell me to close my eyes. I close them and instead of feeling the needle slide through my earlobe, they both end up being chopped off. He still has them pierced though and says they’ll make great ornament additions to his Christmas Tree

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