LICK
LICK
LICK EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING IN SIGHT
Sniff up some people's dresses
Sniff everyone's private parts
OH MY GOD THERE'S A VISITOR LETS GO HYPO AND RUN AROUND THE HOUSE
Sarah you look like an idiot chasing me
Did Sarah just say walk? *goes and grabs lead and drops it at my feet*
*Follows me everywhere with the lead*
I'm gonna beg Sarah to play with me!
*chases the ball for about two minutes*
Ok I'm going inside
DO I SMELL HAM
YES I DO SMELL HAM habhdjndsjwmns
*farts*
*burps*
I'm such an angel praise me mother
Lick
Lick
Lick
And lick some more
I'm gonna go outside and make my paws really dirty and wet and jump all over Sarah's white bed and run away
WALKIES
CAR
did Sarah just say bath
Crap
Crap
Crap
RUN AWAY SHE SAID BATH
oh look some dirty undies
Yum
Lick
Lick
Yum yum yum
*farts*
I LOVE ALL OF SARAH'S FRIENDS
I hate Sarah
Sarah praise me