Are you still friends with someone from kindergarten?
Nope. I have no friends.
Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? I seen you 'round for a long long time I really 'membered you when you drink my wine Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends?
Because you speak in song lyrics.
Is it okay if I use your answers on this site to create and AI that tries to mirror your personality?
Please do! I doubt I'll live long enough to upload myself to the internet.
How do I stop the voices in my head? Specifically the ones that tell me to kill people. I'm okay with the other voices.
Get a power drill and an fMRI map of your brain. Find the voice and drill, baby, drill.
Have you ever asked yourself "What would Hitler do?"?
I stopped and asked myself if Hitler would answer this question honestly, or sardonically.
Where do babies come from?
Fuck if I know. I'm a lesbian, so... I think the adoption centre?
Which Christmas song freaks you out the most?
"Mommy Kissing Santa Claus". Why the fuck is it alright for mommy to cheat on daddy with Santa, but when daddy cheats on mommy with Bambi he loses his house?
If you were an actor, would you rather perform as a theater or movie actor?
I'd rather perform in the theatre; I like the idea of conveying a character almost entirely through myself, wardrobe, makeup and acting rather than releasing that responsibility to the editors.
What do you think of nude female fire stations?
I think... I need to visit one.
Deplorable sevvie, why are you so deplorable?
Because I believe in such horrible things as national pride, traditional social models, and the value of work beyond wages.
What's the biggest fashion faux-pas for you?
Too much makeup. If you wanna look like Justin Dennis, that's great, but I'll be fighting off the urge to stick my thumb in your eye and remove that horrid winged eye-liner.