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What's the longest you've gone without a haircut?

I didn't significantly cut my hair from seventh grade to the end of freshman year. It looked like a mop. I think it'd be cool to have long surfer hair or Clay Matthews hair, but that takes way too long to grow and it looks terrible in the process, so I'm staying with the short hair

If you were to give someone a tour of your hometown, where would you take them first?

Probably the rocks, because there's nothing of originality in this town besides that

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Coolest girls at Oak Ridge?

I didn't know nearly enough underclassmen to give a full list, but my sister is my favorite person at Oak Ridge.......but Maggie, Haley, Aishani, and Ryan are all pretty cool to name a few. I'm sure I'm missing a ton, there are lot of cool people at OR
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You should post your short stories somewhere if you haven't already!!

If people are interested, I'm more than happy to. Most of them I wrote on paper, so I'll have to type them up, but that's not an issue. I'll try to find a website where I can post long texts and if people want to read them, I'm honored

How would you like to die?

Either very violently or very peacefully. I think it'd be nice to have some time to come to terms with my own death, and be able to say goodbye to my family, but it'd also be pretty cool to be at a crosswalk or something and get shot with like twenty arrows. Don't see that much anymore

whats youre novel going to be about?

Not sure yet. I've been writing short stories for years, and I think it'd be cool to adapt one of them to a novel. Short stories don't require much of an actual idea, just a couple thousand words, but novels require a fully thought out and clear concept. So for the past few days I've been going through my old stories, and narrowing down which ones i think would make a good novel. While I haven't decided yet, a story I wrote freshman year about a man in an insane asylum is one that I think would be fun to write as a novel. But I haven't made up my mind yet
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Name three things you have never done, but would like to do?

Skydive, write a novel (that's my goal over summer), and wear chubbies just to say I wore them
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Who is someone you wish you had never met?

Nobody. There are plenty of friendships/relationships I've had that ended ugly, and i regret how they ended and often regret the friendship/relationship as a whole. But in retrospect every person who has caused me pain or misery has helped shape the person I am today, and I know I'm a lot better off.

What have you been thinking about lately?

I've been thinking a lot about my future and where I'm gonna be in ten, twenty, thirty years. But what I'm thinking about as I type this is when I'm going to get off ask.fm and write my articles

What countries have you visited?

Mexico, England, France, Austria, Ukraine, Belize, and the airports in Germany and Canada

Are you frightened or curious about the future?

A lot of both. I'm really excited to see where i go in life, but it's scary as hell

My last tweet was inspired by you cutie (;

Austin.
I could tell cutie ;) But in all seriousness I have nothing but respect for ya man, don't change a thing about yourself. Except for your football allegiances. Chargers fans are always accepting recruits

You're real nice guy and easy to talk to. It was nice getting to know you a little throughout the year. You'll do great things at ASU, but make sure you bring a fan I heard it gets pretty hot there. And I'm sorry that you're a Chargers fan. Hopefully someday they'll get good. -AC

Thanks Chang. I think you're really funny and I respect you a ton. Keep it up man you've got great things ahead of you. And goooooooo Chargers
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You are an intelligent and funny guy and I'm upset I never got to know you when we had a class together. I respect you a ton and I'm confident you'll do great things in life - Bridget Hansen

Thank you very much Bridget. I have an immense amount of respect for you because (judging from your twitter) you're very intelligent and I don't think there's one person at Oak Ridge who has anything bad to say about you, which is rare for someone as "popular" as you. You also seem to be very respectful of everyone regardless of their opinions, which is honorable. All in all, I'm sad we didn't become friends as well because I very much respect you and your values. I wish nothing but the best at SDSU and beyond.
And Mr. Hansen is the man. He was always so nice to me up in the press box at lacrosse games and would give me Tootsie Pops afterwards, so tell him he's awesome.

Disagree with you a lot but kudos to the fact you generally respect other peoples beliefs

Thanks a lot! There are plenty of people I disagree with on certain things that I have the utmost respect for because they're entitled to their opinion just as much as I am. Thank you

I think you are fantastic. So fantastic. Keep on keeping on.

Thank you! If we're not already, we should be definitely be friends!

One republican you would fuck

Easily the best question I've gotten. I'll answer it in two parts. Kim Guifoyle is just a broadcaster working for Satan's news network (Fox News) but she's gorgeous. The Republican politician I would fuck is Kristi Noem from South Dakota. Great question

are you happy?

For the most part. I'm happy in the sense that I am very lucky to have what I have, and I have plenty of great things ahead of me. Often at night I get really lonely, and that's when I feel the emptiest. If you know me well you know I went through some pretty bad depression for a couple years, so compared to that, yes I'm very happy.

U were one of my fav seniors even though I didn't know u that long Sincerely Kboom

Hahaha thanks Kell. If you're still interested in ASU in the fall let me know and I'll tour you around downtown!!

If your plane was about to crash, who would you want sitting next to you?

So basically, if I was about to die, who would I want to die with me? Probably the 2013 version of Miley Cyrus

Hey man this is Anthony Zuccaro aka externaljew, you are smart and funny keep doing what you do

Hahaha thank you man I appreciate it. You're absolutely hilarious and seem like a great guy, so it means a lot
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