late because of bad traffic?
600 fly.
late because you couldn't get a taxi when the freaking sun isnt even out yet?
600 fly.
someone push you in the pool?
600 fly for both.
5 seconds late because you had 2 min to get ready after land training?
600 fly.
take more than 10 secs to put ur goggles and cap on?
600 fly.
but other than that, he's fine.
what i hate:
1. realizing halfway through streamline that i have no fucking idea what stroke im swimming
2. when people stop at every wall and then "finish" before me
3. that moment when you see the set and you're just like: "fuck."
4. when your coach gives you like 2 minutes to get ready after land training
5. EXPLAINING TO NON-SWIMMERS THAT YOU DONT "WIN" MEETS
i can go on and on...
what i love:
1. um
2. well
3. if i absolutely have to write something...
4. i guess at times its a tiny bit funny when my coach makes fun of my terrible kicking and back dive
5. other than that... :-\
don't even ask me why i keep swimming when i dont like it
it's just a swimming thing
where you hate it
but for some weirdass reason you just cant quit
GOOGLE FREAKIN CHNAGED THEIR NAVIGATION BAR
SO THE ORDER IS CHANGED EVERY TIME
AND I KEEP CLICKING ON "SHOPPING" OR "MAPS"
EVERY. GODDAMN. TIME.
I WANT THE FREAKING IMAGES NOT MAPS NOT SHOPPING NOT VIDEOS
THE IMAGES.
you don't like cocky arrogant guys?
oh yeah cuz chris is totally not arrogant and cocky
says a flyer :')
SWIMMING BREASTSTROKE IN A LANE OF PEOPLE SWIMMING FLY
HOLY MOTHER FREAKIN JESUS ITS THE SCARIEST SHIT IN THE WORLD
ITS LIKE UR TRYING TO DODGE MISSILES AND INSIDE UR SCREAMING LIKE A LITTLE GIRL
AND UR TRYING TO SHRINK AS SMALL AS YOU CAN
AND YOU MOVE SO UR LITERALLY ON TOP OF THE LANEROPE
AND EVERY TIME YOU DO A STROKE UR SHOULDERS HIT THE LANEROPE
AND YOU TILT YOUR HEAD TO THE SIDE TO AVOID THE FLY ARMS
AND YOU GO UNDERWATER AND SWIM UNDER THEM BUT THERES SO MANY OF THEM THAT YOU END UP DOING UNDERWATER KICK FOR THE WHOLE THING
when anna said she was going to draw a flower but instead wrote something NOT-SO-APPROPRIATE on my hand using a HUGE FREAKING GODDAMN SHARPIE
WHICH TOOK AGES SCRUB OFF IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING ANNA MATILDA LEVEN
CHRIS
CHRIS
CHRIS
CHRIS
CHRIS
omg shes such a bitch
omg hes so hot
omg how can you not think hes hot
omg i hate him/her
omg do you even know what he/she did to me omg
CHRIS
CHRIS
CHRIS
CHRIS
CHRIS
im gonna get at least 2300 on my SAT and get into harvard law school
CHRIS
CHRIS
CHRIS
CHRIS
OMG CHRIS LOOKED AT ME OMG OMG *starts hyperventilating*
OMG CHRIS IS SO FAST *continues hyperventilating*
CHRIS
CHRIS
CHRIS
huh? i didn't join athletics because of chris *innocent face*
*weak bitch slap*
dont slap my face.
dont. fucking. slap. my. face.
*GOES ON FUCKING RAGE MODE*
*weak bitch slapping*
*suddenly chris walks by*
*immediately shuts up*
im amazing at tree balances
... I'm trying to figure out what the 'ANUS' part is there for...