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If you could be invisible, what would you do?

-Slap niggas across the face while their in the middle of a sentence
-pants bitches
-I would start yelling out of no where..
- flicker the lights on and off like the fucking hash slinging slasher...
- start clapping my hands and going YASSS FUCKKK ITT UPPP so they think their being hunted by a ghetto bird like ghost
- and going ASS SO FATTT NEED A LAPP DANCE in a deep ass man voice out of no where to see if they start twerking.
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What’s wrong with the world?

everything is wrong with the world
-niggas blowing up the roof in elementary schools
-niggas eating niggas in cambodia
-niggas pushing niggas in to trains
-bitches putting there titties all over the place then expecting people to feel bad when they get bullied
-bitches giving head in school
-niggas eating random bitches out at clubs
-niggas that are old as fuck and have saggy balls and shit fucking wit little 10 year olds that have the cleanest tightest pussies ever.
What is life man?
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Do you prefer fruits or veggies?

fruits over veggies any day... the names that veggies have though.. broccoli.. asparagus... sounding like some kinky shit....
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When will the world end?

I think one day in a random ass country you would never in a million fucking years expect anything to happen.. something happens. Like someone or something like an animal or something will spread a virus. A very very bad virus that cant be cured then our asses ganna be sooo screwed and there's ganna be fucking infected animals everywhere and humans are ganna turn to fucking zombies *walkers* and then obamas ganna save us and take everybody from the u.s. to the moon then he's ganna have something like the hunger games for people in other country's and the people who win go to the moon with us.. ;) (I know I'm fucking crazy.)
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Would you rather get a computer virus or the flu?

positive things about the flu: no school
negative things about the flu:fever (usually high)
severe aches and pains in the joints and muscles and around the eyes
generalized weakness
ill appearance with warm, flushed skin and red, watery eyes
headache
dry cough
sore throat and watery discharge from your nose
REALLY negative things about the flu: can slip into a coma and possibly die.
what do u think the answer to this dumbass question is?
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Who knows you better than anyone else?

My bed.. been with me through my ups and downs.. and I can count on it to always be there in the place where its always been. I will love it eternally and I can count on it to be there when I need something to lean on. I love you bed forever and always.
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Where do you see yourself five years from now?

Lets see.. in 5 years imma be about 18 or 19 sooo I'm ganna be either..
-at a lives as fuck college party drinking my ass off
- at a rave going fucking crazy
- smoking on dat gas.. ;)
- struggling to stay awake at a college class
- drinking starbucks while looking cool as fuck...
-orrr wit friends doing something crazy,funny and or illegal.
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What’s on your mind?

-Money on my mind money money on my mind....
-why does lil wayne keep having fucking seizures??
-how come whenever I'm fucking hungry there's never anything to fucking eat in my damn...
-how come niggas got no problem killing somebody then cutting the body into fucking pieces but when I see blood I wanna fucking faint
- why is the sky blue?
- why is there a speed of dark?? Racist.
-why is there lingerie if love is blind??
-why does the sun light our hair but tan our skin??
-wdf are all these fucking questions in my head????
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How do you define “smart”?

-sarcastic
-when you can talk somebody into getting you what you want when you don't deserve it.
-you say something mean and its funny but its not classified as bad cause of the way you said it
-when you know more than 10 numbers in pi.
-when you ugly and you talk all da bad bitches into fucking wits you.
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only hicks be saying "pero like " you know what im stop saying that shit that is not ok .

bitchh u need to stopp that shits like ure slogan.. and u be saying it in the illest dominican way.... pero likee
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What's the worst thing someone can do on a first date?

scratch their booty.. then sniff their fingers.. then put their fingers in their nose.... then put their fingers in their mouths. that's a shit fingerrr
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What can totally impress you?

-when niggas can think of a funny/smart ass comeback right off the bat..
- when your talking to a person and you can both be talking for a really long time and not get bored.
- when somebody is extremely good at a certain thing like vin diesel and amber rose are really good at being bald headed.
- when u can wiggle your ass out of any situation too... and yea. ;)
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girl you aint ready for this dickkkk LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

stubby ass Finger coming out of a freaking hole he made in the his fucking underwear imm dyingggg.... lmaoooo Tre melvinn is life my nigga...
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Who would you call first if you won the lottery?

I drive up to my school and tell all my teachers to suck my BIG BLACK DICK. Especially my math teacher cause I won more money than she would ever make in her life by guessing random ass numbers..
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yooo tell me how some random ass nigga went up to adeeba at the game saturday and said i was crying and to tell chris so adeeba told chris and chris was lke oh i didnt see her but i was never even crying though o.o i just went home cause momdukes was calling to get my ass home and i was like bett

Bitches ain't shit but ho's and tricks.. we to trill fo these niggas brendaa

What's one thing you've always hoped to do "one day"?

There's this bitch that every time i HAVE to associate myself with her she has to say some shit. so "one day" imma beat her busted, crooked, lookin like chief keef and a$ap rocky mixed together ugly stank pussy ass back into the depths of africa where her irrelevant ass belongs.
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What animal do you think is the scariest?

big animals that start wit the letter s.
-sharks
-spiders
-snakes
-spider crab
-scorpions
-sperm whale
-skunks
-swordfish
-sloth bears
and alot more nasty ass animals.
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