What would you do if niki minaj woke up next to you?

Take a picture with her

Ham flaps mmmmm

What the fuck

would you rather get licked out or fingered? which feels better..

Àwkward question seeing as I have a penis

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would you do anal?

Nope

Your vag is fishy. its a fact mate

Mature

You have a bush.

Never been, shaven haven all the way

How did you get your ass so big? its fucking perfect.

Cuz I'm lazy so it's big

Let me give you a toe job? your toes are peng

RIIIIIGHT

Would you ever go for a guy shorter than youu? you are fairly tall tbh, you 6FT?

Yeah as long as they don't need to stand on a yellow pages to kiss me. And no I'm not quite 6ft lool

You love it dirty

All day every day

Can i pull your hair? like your my bitch

Yeah, ride me like a fucking pony man

Would you take it up the ass?

Definately not

smd? im gagging

WOOOWWWWW

What do you think about getting licked out? a fan? or not a fan?

Aint fussed mate

You have Wench sexy long legs, i want em on my shoulders NOW

Eager beaver

What shoe size are you?

On average, 6

Would you give nikki minaj a full on rim job? I would, that ass is fine

No, that's too far.

Fish has protein? which means vagina is healthy for you

If knowing fish has protein reassures you about your stinky puss, keep tellin yourself that

am so hungry! can I munch your vag please?

No.

Is it more important to love or be loved?

Probably more important to make sure you eat your 5-a-day, fuck love

i'm joking, your pretty

Who are you hahah

Well thats the beauty of it

If you say so haha

Not so much the face

Loool! Thanks a lot mate

Your big booty is fiiiiiit

Errrrrrrrmm, ooook

Good good. And i guess theres more than one person talking to you on this.

Lool yeah I don't know who any of them are tho

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