Ask @slowbeef:

um, so ive kind of drawn some retsupurae yaoi-ish fanart and i feel bad because i know you guys dont seem ok with it. is it just too weird for shippers/fans to make believe romantic feelings between you & betus or do you not mind as long as no ones invading your personal lives with it? thx! <3 u two

... ... ... This has been a weird fuckin' day, man.

View more The wonderful thing about LPers, is LP's a wonderful thing, their videos are made out of pixels, their avatars are made out of PNGs, they're mighty, flighty, bawdy, fun fun fun fun fun, the most wonderful thing about LPers is that I'm the only one!

This is a real song I wrote and sang to my daughter after my wife told my mom about a mustard yellow shirt.
Put on your mustard shirt
Put on your ketchup pants
Put on your onion shoes
Put on your relish hat
Put on your sauerkraut
Put on your pickle spears
Put on your finest bun
'Cause you're my little hot dog
That's you
Thank you everyone, thank you.

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I showed a friend of mine who hates LPs your Dead to Rights LP, and his reaction was something to the effect of, "I was wrong, there actually are some funny Let's Plays out there." Why do I feel like I've indoctrinated him into a cult?

Because you have! Please like and subscribe.

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whats your opinion on guys being arrested for manspreading?

metal gear Exava
I cannot fucking stand "manspreading" (why is it even called that) and my balls are really massive. Let's get that out of the way. I have like 14 balls and they are just huge. They dwarf my penis and my testosterone levels are like ridiculous. Honestly it's not even attractive. It looks like one of those monsters that's scared of you in Binding of Isaac which by the by I have videos of that you can like and subscribe to.
But even with a scrotum that can only be described as "grotesque in its majesty" and "should not be biologically possible" I have never felt the need to put my legs at the 180 degree angle necessary to air out my mondo pubis. Just fucking stand, shithead, it's four stops, I say.
All that said, I don't know what would be illegal about it. Like I hate people who play music or take loud calls on the bus too, but it's not a crime.

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Man, you have a full time job, a wife, school, and you still find the time to manage Retsupurae throughout the week. I juggle a ton of shit on my plate every day, so I gotta know, how the hell do you manage?

The trick is to do all these things badly.

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Do you ever think about how your daughter will be your gateway to understanding modern culture? (Stuff like trying to explain Twitter to your parents)

Some Tough Beans
No, right now I just fawn over her like a Facebook Mom. Here is a picture.

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beef, if I ever hypothetically meet you at a convention like PAX, would it be weird if I called you Michael? Also has your wife ever called you slowbeef accidentally?

Mike's fine. My wife will joke about my "slowbeef," yeah, but only during sex. Which we don't have because it's against God.

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People dislike Dina because she's a terrible community manager, she got hired because her BF, lied about playing MM, evades concerns, splits the community apart then takes the weekend off, she sucks at her job, the fact she's a feminist or whichever doesn't mean shit, do some reason next time

She doesn't seem to be; this is common in most projects/jobs (google "referral bonus"); "Mega Man X is best in series, though I'm not much of a Mega Man Player" is not a lie; locking your Twitter so as to try not to shift conversation is a valid thing to do and some companies ask you to do it; that claim that she "sucks at her job" is redundant to the first point and doesn't affect the final product regardless; all of these things are done after the fact to justify disliking her for her political ideologies.
One more time and say it with me: "This is a video game about robots blowing up other robots."

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Can you get Diabeetus to stop saying "beat off" instead of "beat" when talking about beating a boss in a game?

My attempts have only strengthened his resolve.

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When your daughter grows up and inevitably starts making LPs, will you be like Chip's dad and interrupt her recordings to say and do weird dad things?

Yes if there is one goal I have it is to be Chip Cheezum's father

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Slowbeef, I want to ask you what's your opinion regarding accents in Let's Plays. I've been thinking of LPing a obscure game from my childhoood because I know a lot about it but I'm insecure about my accent. Do you think it's possible to make a good LP even if I have a heavy accent?

Oh hell yes. Accents rule. Ask Psychedelic Eyeball, Dectilon, Lithuanian Dad, Suspicious, AccountingNightmare, slowbeef...

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What's your morning routine?

I do the trials of wisdom courage and love and in the love one I have to jump through portals to see if I love my wife or Amy rose

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