Smh I'm sending them goons for her gone try and take my woman. That's one thin I don't play!!!

Lmfao! Preach. They trynna take me from you.

Hold tf up. You already married and shit better tell her you want a divorce I don't share

Lmao sorry babe! :/

Lol you got a great sense if humor putting up with my crazy questions

Lol i love questions like these.

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I'll pull my dentures out to kiss you beautiful

Aren't you a great catfish. Too bad ion kiss teeth less guys!

A kiss once a month then we can make something happen

Lml nooo i gotta see what you look like breh! You might really be 94.

You gone be my wife and ill give you my whole check

Hmmm. But ion wanna be married yet. I just want some cash.

I'm 65 bruh

Oh shit yay. I love 65+. Can i help spend your disability?
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Give me your kik

Omgkatie_ kik me nah before i go to sleep

How old are you?

Just turned five, my nigga. Wbu?

Kik me the lap dance

Lmfao okay you gonna tell me your kik name or ima give you mine? Lapdance coming right up.

I only take cash and cheeseburgers as payment

Can i kik you the cheeseburgers then? /:

Nope pay up lol or I'm sueing you

Can i kik you the money?

Oh yeah you owe me some money for that lap dance lol

Pshh, you didn't say that at first though!!

Male. Now I want a lap dance

Oh zamn. & once again, i can't see ya. Can't give you something if i can't see.

Fine *pushes you in seat turns on wet the bed* then proceeds to find on you and hip roll

Oh sheittttt. Wait, you hip rolling? You a female or a male that can hip roll?

Just throw and ill handle the rest *grabs your waist and grinds on you*

I can't deal. You could just give me a lapdance instead since you wanna grind.

:( man bo I take it back now throw it!!! *turns on back that ass up*

CTFU. I can't see who i'm throwing it to though!

What song makes you feel happy?

Music

Yes ma'am throw dat ass on meeeee

Lmfao no cause you judged my booty.

What is a saying you say a lot?

Oh em cheese

But you lil booty would get broke on dance floor

Lmfaooo lil booty, big damage. But if that's how you feel, why you want me to throw it back?

I wouldn't mind you twerking on me

Bet you wouldn't.

Can you twerk

Yes.

Is there something you eat every day?

Icecream.

What's your wildest fantasy?

Lmfaoo... ;)

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