We can only hope there are no alien plants. Lightyears away. Waiting. Watching...
Alright so after we kill all plants on earth we have to start working on a functioning Death Star to destroy other plant bearing planets
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Yet another thing that makes them such jerks...when will it end?
When all that is left is a faint haze from all the brushfires, only then are we secure in our victory.
That would definitely be the best thing to happen to this country since the Dust Bowl. Luckily we can always fall back on the good old second amendment. If all else fails just shoot the plant in it's stupid face
My only wish in life is for plants to have more distinct faces so I can better know where to shoot them.
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And don't even get me started about house plants. Keeping a PLANT in your home? With your wife and children? Just asking for disaster
I honestly think plants are ruining this country. I've been lobbying for my right to concealed carry pesticides ever since I got food poisoning from a goddamn avocado back in '06.
That's like doubly productive cause you also leave more cows around to rip those assholes to shreds.
RIGHT?! I wish more people saw it that way.
http://www.reddit.com/r/PlantsBeingJerks/ This would've been really relevant to that picture of a leaf attacking you but its been too long to reply to it on facebook so...here you go!
seriously fuck plants. Little known fact: I am a vegetarian specifically so I get to murder plants more often.
Poetry! Poetry is very good Id like to read yours sometime
sure :)
but I hope you don't have a weak stomach :|
but I hope you don't have a weak stomach :|
You prolly have a "butt"!!
I do actually, it's located behind my pelvis
Also SPAm, why "buttz"?
you got a problem with buttz? because if so I don't want to be friends with you
OK spam wwhat do ou DO when you don't understand someone?
say dumb shit until they either stop talking to me or become friends
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Bb tell me I'm prity! Plz?
u r bootyful nvr stop twerkin it gurl
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Who are some attractive females in your grade at school may I ask?
I don't really want to answer this because I don't even know which people are in 2016 so I don't want to leave someone out and make them feel bad, and I know how much it sucks to ask a question like this and then not see your name in the answer
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Writing! Yay! What do you write?
depressing stories, violent stories, depressing poetry, violent poetry. You know, teenagery stuff.
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Tweet me irl
WHY DONT YOU EVER SHOW YOUR FEET IN PUBLIC GODDAMNIT
clearly you are someone I only know from school because I walk around barefoot 24/7 in the summer, it's paradise for fetishists such as yourself.
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Fav hobby boi?
video games, writing, editing dumb videos, listening to music and looking at the ceiling, drawing.
What are your most used apps?
ios: snapchat, alienblue, ask, and of course yo.
win: steam, premiere, chrome, teamspeak, skype
win: steam, premiere, chrome, teamspeak, skype
Who are some people you want to get to know better?
js kk zn jj lg fc kw and many others
whats going on between you and amy
A lot of wishful thinking
heyyyyyyy bb u dtf? ;)))
yep
what would you do to me if i said yes to intercourse with you?
I don't know who this is, but the way this question is phrased it seems that I had already asked you to engage in intercourse, which would imply that I probably want to engage in intercourse with you. So, in this hypothetical where I want to enjoy intercourse with you, and you agreed to it, you saying yes would probably result in prompt and thorough intercourse.
Amy stop asking Sam to juggle
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Who are you?
ur mom
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Just do ittttt
Maybe when I'm even vaguely passable, but not now
Post a video of you juggling
But I'm baaaadddddddd
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