Are you in California or Hawaii ??
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How we supposed to talk & idk yo number 😭 fake asf ..
I dunno your number too. Maybe you fake asf? Maybe you're Herman the hot ladyboy who ate all my Rocky Road ice cream then blamed my mom. I just dunno.
How do you like your coffee?
Black with a little sweetener.
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hello
Run away with me tonight
Where to, what we doing after, and does this involve lots of lube?
What would you do if a close friend had a crush on you? 😅
Probably pursue it.
Favorite video game?
GTA
Ever just want someone to flirt and talk to without the commitment
Who doesn't. So, yeeeeaaaah.
its me hi👋
Me who? Me don't know but hi!
Do you like lemon flavored things?
Vodka, yes
Is 195 pounds alot. Am I really fat
If you're like 4'2" or shorter? Unfortunately that's a fuck yes. Sorry. The truth hurts sometimes.
You make it hard...
That's what my daddy told my momma then I was born.
what is something you can't leave the house without?
My Every Day Carry blade, flashlight, and emergency condom pack.
Should I become a thot
I dunno. How hot are you? A pic could help.
What is your nick name?
ChazzyBabay The Wet Badonkadonker
Ur cute 😍
Who me? Really? Wow! Ty
Are you ok with your significant other still being friends with their ex?
I've seen their terribly awkwardly home video amateur porns (lots of spanking role playing and real tears after) sooo....I have no problem with it.
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Naughtiest thing you have done ?
Ate a girl's butt in the pool during high school swim practice, then got caught by our coach who made me do 20 extra laps, and said if I ever did it again, he'd kick me off the swim team.
As an adult, I'm still terrified of swimming pools. I mean, I still eat ass. But if it's anywhere near a pool, I start having anxiety attacks.
As an adult, I'm still terrified of swimming pools. I mean, I still eat ass. But if it's anywhere near a pool, I start having anxiety attacks.
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Do you miss your old friends ?
Yes, Martha had a heart attack and died last summer at the age of 87. Delilah who is 73 got the herpalerps during Spring Break in Cancun then choked on a chicken McNugget and died in Chicago. Edith and Georgianna the lesbian couple in their late 70s died together from an overdose of Benadryl on a sex swing in January, last year. But I didn't know them real well because they always "Eyes Wide Shut It" at the swinger orgies. Oh yeah and Gimp Bob from Florida fell off the Ferris Wheel at the county fair last month while trying to suck his own penis at the top. He was 65, made great Spam sandwiches and spoke Spanish, Russian and Samoan.
Yes I miss all my old friends, indeed.
Yes I miss all my old friends, indeed.
Phrase you say all the time.....
"Are you fucking kidding me?!?"
If a guy was really interested, he’d probably reach out to her and slide into her DMs on Instagram, right?
Well yes and no. But if he asks her out to McDonald's for dinner? He just wanna hit it and quit it. If he asks her out to Burger King? Omg she's the one!
Is it okay to date an onlyfans girl?
Fuck yes!
You ever miss someone and can’t do anything about it, cause same
Yup you just go on. Don't look back. Don't overthink!
Hello
OMG hello! So beautiful. I love Vietnamese women. #saigonboy
What would you do if someone asked you out?
Of course not. How else we gonna connect as potential friends or lovers or Only Fans subscribers?
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