That, you’d better ask people who get surprised, not me.

Very much so, if I may say. Honestly, I’m the only person in the world I’d like to know thoroughly.

I’m no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.

Ah again, another anon. It would’ve been better if you didn’t hide yourself behind the shadows like a ninja whilst you told me this, so that I could visit your profile to see if there’s something worth liking; and hate to rain on your parade but I ain no mage, I won’t know who you are till you show yourself so that I could see if there’s any question that piqued my interest. Kickin up a fuss like a child won’t get you anywhere.
But if you want me to be completely honest, I’d say I couldn’t care less.¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Farewell, anon.

If I could turn snarky sarcasm into a payin job, I’d be employed for eternity.

A person who’s usin common sense, which is not very common nowadays.

'-'

I’m a pretty nice person, but I also realize that if there were an asshole championship, I would place respectfully in my weight division. :>

Do you ever wanna take a nap but the nap doesn’t wanna take you.. ._.

Everything in general.