My boyfriend Is trying to feed mehispoop! Ok so we had sex last night and he said he wants to spice things upso he said can I poop in your mouth and I said not now honey and he really keeps trying to persuade me and there is poop in tuberware containers in his fridge I'm scared hell crap in my food!
Ooo this seems serious ill have to redirect you to the ESS (Emergency Sex Situations)
How do I get back at my mom without shoving pizza crust up my butthole? When I'm mad at my mom I take pizza crust and shove it up my rectum because she gets mad because she has to take me to the emergency room. What is a different way to get back at her?
Shove the pizza crust in your mouth and chew and swallow and repeat until you are satisfied
Damnit
*darnit
Hola
Aloha
Do you like it in the butt
Only on thursdays
no it's not
I don't have good selfies, they're all mirror pics
cause you are so pretty lol
Is this sarcasm
post selfie under here
Why
What's your mood right now?
IM SO PISSED OGFHS AGHH NOBODY TALK TO ME.
How often do you draw?
When I'm in school and supposed to be taking notes or something
Why the hell are people trying to call you fat! You're not! It's really bothering me because it shows how shallow people are. I'm sorry
Haha its fine. I honestly don't think I am so its whatever but thanks
Well I call bullshit on Wii fit. What I'm seeing isn't healthy weight or healthy appearance.
Idk dude my doctor says I'm healthy as fuck & she is a very smart lady so idk