2.48 K people

50 posts


ما قولنا مترغيش كتير بس 😛😉

عارف'ة يا انون'ة
انا في قمة سعادتي حاليا ومش هسيب حاجة تعكر مزاجي
علشان انا اجدع واحدة تتمل Lazy cake 🥰🥰🥰
هي الثيراپيست حجي 🥰🥰
ما قولنا مترغيش كتير بس

To all drivers out there: are you better in driving or parking? Haha

milamson’s Profile PhotoAnna Vetrova
Parking is essential/unavoidable part of driving . . . .
So , because we are likely to spend a far greater time driving to than parking , parking can easily become a neglected skill ~ so well worth working at & perfecting the latter !
Keep calm & cool , allow the brain to get in 'parking-mode' ~ and it's a piece of cake !
*last piece of cake*
To all drivers out there are you better in driving or parking Haha

Good morning everyone 😌 how are you? What’s the plans for today?

GeorginaKeemcook’s Profile PhotoGeorgina
Today my plans are to study mathematics(its rules).Especially now we are repeating more of this quarter that we studied at school, and then we will study something new.For example,we are currently teaching geometry,but trigonometry will begin next year.
In general,I really want to play with dolls,but I should learn geometry. Well,that’s basically the end of everything.I'd rather eat motti cake already.

поделись, пожалуйста, плейлистом 😩😩

простите я слушаю слишком много песен почти 24/7
richie sambora - альбом «stranger in this town» [мой самый любимый мужчина 🤍]
celine dion - my heart will go on, all by myself, it's all coming back to me now
adele - skyfall
mcfly - shine a light, i've got you, i'll be ok, that girl, five colours in her hair; их альбомы «young dumb thrills» и «power to play» [подарите этой группе много любви, пж 🥺 я бы посоветовала послушать каждую песню из их репертуара]
bon jovi - no apologies, bad medicine, wildflower, have a nice day [вообще бон джови это одна из моих самых-самых любимых групп, я слушаю все их песни, просто выбрала песни, которые очень-очень часто слушаю из их репертуара]
little mix - wings, between us, only you, sweet melody, wasabi, salute, little me, these four walls, love me like you [моя самая любимая женская группа!! надеюсь на их скорое возвращение 🥺🤲🏻]
lana del rey - young and beautiful, альбом «lust for life»
red velvet - happiness, ice cream cake, automatic, lady`s room, cool world, one of these nights, cool hot sweet love, russian roulette, licky girl, red flavor, you better know, rookie, peek-a-boo, my second date, bad boy, umpah umpah, psycho, feel my rhythm, bamboleo, bye bye, on a ride [вельветки тоже моя самая любимая женская группа!! с нетерпением жду их камбэка. фототизеры просто 💔]
соло сыльги «28 reasons», венди «like water» и джой «hello» ! !
я бтс тоже обожаю, слушаю всю их дискографию, поэтому перечислять все песни... жду моих любимок в 2025 году!
xia (junsu) - hana, magic carpet, rock the world [у джунсу советую послушать весь альбом «xignature» его голос супер!!]
simon dominic - simon dominic [осторожно, очень прилипчивая песня!], roommates only, winterlude'17, in my hood, 얼라
the quiett - green on black
highlight - ribbon, butterfly, plz don't be sad, give you my all, night fox, daydream
shinee - don't call me
ravi - tuxedo
vixx - shangri-la, navy & shining gold, good day, scentist, chained up, spider, error
ateez - wave, dancing like butterfly wings, inception, answer
btob - moon ride, day&night, wind and wish, beep beep, it's okay
ikon - airplane, dumb&dumber
shinhwa - perfect man, this love, alright
я также слушаю ещё корейский рок-бэнд, которые были популярны в 90-е [и до сих пор любимы публикой] :
flower [знаю, что в аске невозможно скопировать текст, но всё же... для удобного поиска - 플라워] – endless, goodbye, tears, propose, expression of love
можете, пожалуйста, тоже поделиться своим! хочется что-то новое послушать :( я меломан, любой жанр подходит!! заранее спасибо 🥺🤲🏻🤍

View more

Any recent sexy fun with a client to share?

I try to never label any of my clients as 'the best' when it comes to any one sexual act, but this guy comes pretty close to taking the cake as 'best bottom.'
He loves getting slammed. Loves it doggystyle. Loves that I'm into watching myself fuck him in a mirror.
Most impressive is that he's always spotlessly clean and can take dick for upwards of an hour at a time.
The last time we met, I was able to- in under an hour- get off twice inside of him and then jerk out a third load onto his face/chest. Super hot. Super fun.
Liked by: Glkr TexJamin pablo

Nothing make me more mad when y’all cut the Birthday cake and it be Chocolate 😡😞

My mother is getting me a vegan birthday cake. I haven’t had a birthday cake or birthday celebration in decades. I asked for white cake. She was surprised because I always liked chocolate when I was a kid. Actually I was just brainwashed by her that white cake was gross because she liked chocolate. 🤣

When you think of your favorite comfort food(s), what dish/dishes come to mind? Any specific ones that are traditional to your family, culture, country, etc? 🤤

anonamouse89887’s Profile Photoanonamouse
When it comes to my favorite comfort foods I'd say it's either homemade burgers or pizza! My dad cooks some of the best meat, chicken, ribs etc., his sauce is so good! Then if we're going the cultural route, princess cake is definitely on that list! I actually had a slice last Tuesday when I went to a session with the student musical 😋
When you think of your favorite comfort foods what dishdishes come to mind Any

Wishing you a very happy birthday, my friend 😎 https://media1.giphy.com/media/MCeIiRETfwBK2rtGRi/giphy.gif?cid=790b76117a29dc1918d75a607cb27cca7604d26ef9c7c50e&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g 🎂 🎉 🎊 🥳

redoasis2017’s Profile Photo★ ☮ ♫ イ乇刀ムᄃノのひ丂 イのᄊᄊムリ™ ▩ ♚ ☻
PL: Jak mówiłam w dniu urodzin, torcik przepiękny, dziękuję bardzo. XD
ENG: As I said on my birthday, the cake is beautiful, thank you very much. 🤣

+ The fortunate girl wasn't expecting that kind gesture of him, even if was the simplest and most beautiful. She savored that piece of cake with so much satisfaction and finally, she ran her tongue over her lips in search of every last bit of whipped cream.

kazinhamoraes’s Profile PhotoWanda Maximoff ᗢ
Steve and Wanda seemed like they'd known each other forever, like an old couple cherishing a simple moment together.
Their love for one another gave a comforting and timeless vibe.
As the delightful flavors of Wanda's cake enveloped his senses, Steve closed his eyes, as a gesture of pure happiness.

- My love, you should keep the recipe secret, I don't want anyone to steal it because it is the best cake I've ever tasted.
Steve softly exclaimed in a playful tone when he finished his portion.
As Steve savored his coffee, his thoughts turned to the evening ahead.
Steve was determined to ensure that nothing would compromise their special evening.
To secure their plans, he considered of making online reservations and giving the restaurant call to ensure everything would be right.
It would allow him to spend the day with his lover.

View more

what's ur worst kitchen experience?

None😝, I don't know cooking very well.
However, in non-flame cooking, I once baked a caked according to the recipe taught in NFC club but it wasn't extremely praise worthy in taste😜
Everyone was saying what have you made😅🤣
However it was looking nice, cake was very colourful 😝🤣
whats ur worst kitchen experience

⠀ ❛ @clueless_prince

❛ I've seen the world, done it all, had my cake now
Diamonds, brilliant, and Bel Air now
Hot summer nights, mid-July
When you and I were forever wild
The crazy days, city lights
The way you'd play with me like a child

❛ ✧ ╱ https://justpaste.it/unforgettable-bond-IV

I love a guy who has generational wealth but he dont take money frm his dad nd does a job at call cntr earns like 35k ismy apna or mera guzara krta ha car b 2004 alto raki hu ha kehta ha khud independent hona ha maira bilkul guzara ni ho ra aise mere bday p bhe bas flower cake suit laya tha kya kru

یادیں بھی کیا کر دیتی ہیں
مجھ کو تم جیسا کر دیتی ہیں
اب سمجھا ماں سچ کہتی تھی
سوچیں بوڑھا کر دیتی ہیں

پورے چاند کی راتیں مجھ کو
آدھا آدھا کر دیتی ہیں
I love a guy who has generational wealth but he dont take money frm his dad nd

Drop your birthday. I will wish u for sure.

haha faida nahe hota bhool jatay hain sb 😂 meri birthday tou only my family remembers and that makes me so happy! one time something funny happened my friend was talking to me on whatsapp or random baat karay jaa rahe, i said i will be back in a bit cake katanay kay liya ghar walay bola rahy hain 😂 and thats when she goes like ohhh sorrry i didnt know today was 28th 😂🤣 the all time classic excuse 😂

Would you rather be single or with someone?

r1yaa’s Profile Photo⁑M⁑o⁑k⁑k⁑a⁑
This depends on whether you met the desired person or not?
If you met him, I think that the option of staying alone isn't on the table..
But if not I 'd prefer to be single cuz that toxic person 'd make me lonelier than being single, my life doesn't start when I get married. It has ALREADY STARTED. With or without a partner, I have purpose in life.
Think of your life as a cake and this relationship is like a cherry on it... It’s not the cake!

Share your thoughts.

xlethalraidx’s Profile Photo✟ Raidon ✟
Dᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ʟᴏɢ ɪɴ﹖
[✘] Yᴇs ⠀⠀⠀ [⠀ ] Nᴏ

Aʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴠɪʟʟᴀɪɴ ᴏʀ ʜᴇʀᴏ﹖
. . . ᴇʀʀᴏʀ, ᴀɴsᴡᴇʀ ɴᴏᴛ ғᴏᴜɴᴅ.

»Strawberry cake, the sweetness is fake.
Slow your words, they'll spoil me badly.«
Share your thoughts

What's the sweetest thing someone has done for you..?? 💜🌸

khizarking779574’s Profile PhotoKheZee
My best friend surprised me at my workplace on my birthday with a cake and a gift. What made it even sweeter was the fact that it happened during Ramadan. That truly made my day, and I deeply appreciated the effort she made for me, especially considering the fact that she rarely leaves the house

ممكن حضرتك تفيديني اتعلمتي انجليزي فين، او اتعلم اكون بيرفكت ازاي

اتعلمت انجليزي بنفسي ومروحتش كورسات + اليوتيوب وال apps كتيرة جدًا + فيه تطبيقات : cake, Dualingo, lingbe, hello talk دول لو مستواك مبتدئ هيفرقوا معاك جدًا + فيه مستر ابراهيم عادل اسمع لنصايحه هتلاقي فرق رهيب +عندك أربع مهارات نميهم : السماع، التحدث، الكتابة، القراءة! ولازم تنميهم مع بعض كل يوم ولو كل واحدة 5 دقايق +اتكلم عن يومك آخر كل يوم في ريكورد بصوتك واحكي بالانجلش ولو وقف معاك كلمة شوف معناها ونطقها واستمر وهتلاقي فرق رهيب +ده كده ملخص بسيط خالص 🥳!

Colazione buona ma non troppo impegnativa?

MartaZuncheddu’s Profile Photo*Marz*
Beh puoi sempre optare per i pancake, che sono semplicissimi da fare ma super sfiziosi e buoni.
Altrimenti se vuoi qualcosa di meno Classic ti consiglio di provare la mug cake… la si prepara letteralmente in 10 minuti ed anche questa come è super semplice e buona (la ricetta la trovi senza problemi su internet😊)

Best bday gift you got?

bazmanz’s Profile PhotoSimp Batman
On my last birthday I was very sad bcz meri best friend pakistan ni thi sham hoti h mere ghar guest anay walay thay ek dam bell hoti h me neechay jati hun to there was a guy standing with soo many flowers cake gifts to han that was best truly unexpected ye koi larka kre mere lye to me foran han krdun usko🤣🤣🤣

Thank you so much for all the birthday greetings! 🥳

TobbeAsks’s Profile PhotoTobbe
@emperorpartin @Leyxeeen @Bearhead01 @sonador_de_ua @H2o_o2H @LouisaRHale @missygls @Carmen4333 @LarryStylestomlinson436 @anonamouse89887 @LunarHuntress @Neo_gs @tinyknd @NicoleBuckleyyx @redoasis2017 @speedosmodel @DCKitty18 @Coolio247 @n11shake @M1ssSemy @Emmagine_This @jenylovespeace
I had celebrated with my family the weekend before but I had a wonderful day celebrating with friends! 🎉 First they came over to my place for some cake and predrinks! I had ordered a blue princess cake (If you're ever in Sweden, you should get a slice 🤤) and I made my signature drink, blue lagoon! Which as the name would suggest are entirely blue as well. They also taste like lime since the base consists of 7up. Then we went out to eat, I ordered some really good ribs 😋
Thank you so much for all the birthday greetings

What does “Family” consist of in your eyes?

AbsForDays18813’s Profile PhotoAbsForDays
Maybe you're right . . . .
maybe a family IS a cake
- with a consistency
So , it's not just the ingredients , it's how they're put together ; blended . . . . and baked
And , if the ingredients are not put together well and with love and with care . . . . the cake will, sooner or later , crumble , or dry up , or be brick hard , or burnt
or a thousand other defeats
It's also a ship . . . .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWlWgovAJ8Eigotamatch’s Video 172289374330 wWlWgovAJ8Eigotamatch’s Video 172289374330 wWlWgovAJ8E
What does Family consist of in your eyes

❃⠀「 character playlist 」⠀:⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀✦ Elvis Presley - Trouble
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀✦ Stellar - Ashes
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀✦ The Neighbourhood - Sweater Weather
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀✦ Vance Joy - Riptide
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀✦ Layto - Little Poor Me
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀✦ Arctic Monkey - Do I Wanna Know?
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀✦ Sam Tinnesz - Play With Fire
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀✦ Melanie Matinez - Cake
character playlist

Will you still love me when I'm no longer young and beautiful🍸

Lana Del Rey - Young and Beautiful
https://youtu.be/o_1aF54DO60AisyahIsHere2’s Video 171807363907 o_1aF54DO60AisyahIsHere2’s Video 171807363907 o_1aF54DO60
I've seen the world, done it all, had my cake now
Diamonds, brilliant, and Bel Air now
Hot summer nights, mid-July
When you and I were forever wild
The crazy days, city lights
The way you'd play with me like a child
Will you still love me when I'm no longer young and beautiful?
Will you still love me when I got nothing but my aching soul?
I know you will, I know you will, I know that you will
Will you still love me when I'm no longer beautiful?
I've seen the world, lit it up as my stage now
Channeling angels in the new age now
Hot summer days, rock and roll
The way you'd play for me at your show
And all the ways I got to know
Your pretty face and electric soul

Как проходит ваш вечер воскресенья?🐼✨ посоветуйте фильм на вечер☺

irkazueva02’s Profile Photopandochka
печалюсь, ибо нашла ошибку в коде и не знаю, как ее исправить, а большинство уже сдали отчет по этой проге. Притом, тем обиднее, что это та тема, в которой я типа разбираюсь. Ну да ладно, пять минут позopа завтра и проблема будет решена)
Сегодня хотела посмотреть "игры разума" и "умница уилл харринг", но чет вообще сил нет. На прошлой неделе смотрела "однажды в голливуде". Я не фанат этих актеров, но фильм нот бэд (не кровать). После того, как знаешь прототип истории, кадры с поющими девушками, например, уже пробирают до мурашек. "Snow cake" мне понравился тоже.

How do you celebrate Christmas where you live? Do you have any regional foods, traditions etc.? 🎄🎁

TobbeAsks’s Profile PhotoTobbe
Yeah there are some odd regional traditions.
🔔 In Dewsbury they start ringing a church bell (the bell that Black Tom de Soothill once presented the church with as penance for murdering his servant) at 10am and therafter once for each year since the year 0. This must be a nightmare for local residents.
🏰 From Clifford’s Tower in York they hang mistletoe, if a woman stands underneath it it means she wants to be kissed by anyone passing by. (You’re still allowed to fire crossbows in York by the way, providing that you’re shooting at a Scottish person. Conversely, 45 minutes away in Hull, crossbows have been banned since the 1500s.)
🎼 In Dungworth xmas carols are only sung by locals in a local pub ever since carolling was banned in churches hundreds of years ago by Puritans. There’s also a local pub we used to go to for meals (its name escapes me, I think it’s in or near the village of Goodmanham, where a Temple of Odin lies buried beneath the local church) that does public carolling in the pub, and I wonder if this is rooted in the same tradition. Furthermore, the Yorkshire villages of Castleton, Oughtibridge, Bradfield, Ecclesfield and Worrall all have a 200 year old tradition of pub carol singing, and all have their own Christmas carols unique to that village.
🐴 Every Christmas Eve in Richmond marketplace a person wearing a horses head is sung to by a group of huntsmen who then ‘bring it to life’ with hunting sticks and a horn.
🌞 In York Every 21st December (usually the date of Yule or the Winter Solstice) the Sheriff is accompanied around the city by the York Waits playing music. The procession ends with a speech at the Mansion House.
🐠 On Boxing Day at Flamborough Head, eight fishermen perform a sword dance on the high street.
💈 On the common land of Beverley Westwood at Solstice Dawn or Dusk (winter and summer) , local Morris sides often meet to dance at The Black Tower, weather and other restrictions permitting. I have been to this myself, and danced at dawn. Beer and music is to be had in a local pub afterwards.
🍎 During the Christmas Day service at Ripon Cathedral, visitors and parishioners are each given the gift of an apple, a custom that began in Mediaeval times.
⚽️ In Scarborough on Boxing Day the 150-year-old tradition of Firemen versus Fishermen having a football (soccer) match on the beach continues. (I do not know if women can be members of either team, something for me to investigate).
🔥 On 31st December a Viking Fire Festival takes place at Flambrough, with fireballs and the traditional burning of a Viking longship, something that’s practiced in a number of towns in the UK with Viking heritage.
🦃 This year as you tuck into your turkey, give thanks to William Strickland, born on the Yorkshire coast, who brought the bird back to England in 1526. It became a popular Christmas food during the Victorian era.
🧀 for over 100 yers now, Yorkshire folk have enjoyed a slice of cheese with their xmas cake

View more

لو هتديني هديه من شغلك هتكون ايه.. انا cake 🍰😌♥️

ماعندي شغل لأعطيكي هديه، بس ممكن اعطيكي صحبتي وسري وقلبي وتضلي مبسوطه.. ممكن اكون اختك وصاحبتك وسندك لو احتجتي، ممكن نتعامل كأننا خوات من بطن واحد ونعيش حياة حلوه ونسمع اغاني وننصح بعض.. ممكن اعطيكي من روقاني لما تنخنقي ولما تفرحي افرحلك... ممكن اكونلك اخت داعمه وصاحبه صالحه لو طلبتي♥️

لو هتديني هديه من شغلك هتكون ايه.. انا cake 🍰😌♥️

مرة واحد صعيدى راح يبات ليلة ف فندق هيلتون دخل الحمام شاف مساحة قال يبوووى كل دى مكنة حلاجة 😒😒😒😙😙.
رواه عادل الفار ........... عارف انها مش بتضحك ازاى اصلا ف فندق مساحة ف الحمام دا لو نقطة ماية وقعت ع السرير بكلم الروم سيرفس لانى دافع وقاعد بفلوسي

What should I buy for my boyfriend's birthday ? One week left

In one week I think you can't do much. Just do one basket of gifts and another of cake and confectioners.
In the gift you can add a handwritten note and card. Something meaningful to you both. Add one item that's a bit expensive and cliched like perfume or whatever and add a small stuff toy like that little octopus thingy. And add something wearable, like a Tee or something. Kurta works BEST and if you're looking for kurtas then Gulahmeds your man.
Go out shopping and you can get these made in one day. Make sure the cake is bento and is floral. Keep the colour scheme something that he likes.
Lastly make sure you get a bouquet to go with it and spray your most used perfume on EVERYTHING. Send it over at midnight and if you can't do that get it packed by someone that does it like the people at the floral shop and call some delivery service to get it delivered. GOOD LUCK!

View more

🎄 Whether you celebrate Christmas or not, what do you do around the holidays? :)

Bake red velvet cake bars and cookies for 'santa' with my kids, take them to look at Christmas lights around the city, read them a Christmas story on Christmas Eve & give them their Christmas Eve box, celebrate with my family on Christmas Eve usually but idk if i'll be working or not this year. We have a big dinner Christmas Eve instead of Christmas bc I let my kids eat all the candy they got in their stockings on Christmas. Saves me from cooking on the holiday😂😂

Language: English