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What is the most confidential secrets you’re comfortable sharing on here?

RedPetal20969’s Profile PhotoRedPetal
Only those elements of my work that have been expressly declassified for public consumption by MI5, MI6, DI55, and CI5.
So for example I can talk about the radioactive Marscapone Pear Incident, or the English Stately Home Croquet Mallet Murders, or, for, that matter the unfortunate mix-up with the 1936 experimental Soviet electrical conductor and the Soviet bus conductor.
However I’d not be at liberty to discuss the rumoured human-alien hybrid genetic laboratory on Ganymede, the washed up British comedian we had to send there to avoid a diplomatic galactic incident, or the fact that planet Earth is not flat, but is however in fact shaped like a [GOVERNMENT CENSORED]

📮| بَالنسبّة ليك 💛🔥🔥😛✨ )" - مشروبك المفضّل - شوكُلاطة لًـ مُفضَلة - شيًبسي المُفضل - ذوقك المًفضل مَن الملابس - نوع سيّارتك المُفضل - نوع الموسيقي و الاغانَي المُفضل عندك - نوعكَ المفضل للافلام - نوعكَ من العُطور

البيتر صودا والقهوة
Dark chocolate 🍫
Cheetos
Sport
Lamborghini
English , American & African Rap
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Who would you give these awards to on ask? For "Being creative", for "Being funny" and for "Being kind".

anonstar17654’s Profile Photoanonstar17654
For being creative:
@AmericanLass (for that amazing fall/autumn door wreath you made - still in absolute AWE 🤩🤣🍁), plus answers are always very detailed and have so much personality!
@gingerbreadguy2 ... You always are so creative in our conversations... They're unpredictable, at times, lol
For being Funny:
@redoasis2017 ... Your GIFS/answers are HILARIOUS! You're a natural comedian, always know how to make someone smile 😁
@Apeshitz ... Your answers make me giggle like an immature child 🤣
@Neo_gs ... You have a sarcastic sense of humor, which I love! Lol.
For being kind:
@ianbushell355 ... You are such a kind, wonderful human being! I know we don't talk much anymore, but I still appreciate the person that you are! 🙂😊 Also, STOP SAYING YOU'RE BORING, cuz you're not!!! You're absolutely fantastic and don't forget it!
@lnr87 ... You've been so welcoming on Askfm from the start! I appreciate how kind you are, and always feel like you treat me like a human being in questions, answers and the like ☺️ Thank you, for that, Lyndsey!
@natalehjayne ... I think you're such a kind, thoughtful, beautiful soul! Your page is chock full of never ending kindness... And I love that! 🌼
@fiezuqa ... I love your outgoing spark and how kind/authentic/humble, you are, no matter the person! Your light is so radiant and don't ever forget that! KEEP ON SHINING BRIGHT ☀️✨

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What things are you naturally good at? 💪 👍 😇

redoasis2017’s Profile Photo★ ☮ ♫ †êñå¢ï𵧠†ðmm奙 ▩ ♚ ☻
am i naturally good at anything? 😂
making people laugh, really wish I could be a comedian. (stage fright is a bi.tch)
creating/coming up with new and original ideas.
pretty good at reading people & behaviors.

هو فعلا اللبس مبرر للتحرش!!!

mahmoud7oksh’s Profile PhotoMahmoud
Of course not, but there was a good joke about this from Dave Chappelle he said "The girl says "Oh uh-uh, wait a minute! Wait a minute! Just because I'm dressed this way does not make me a whore!" Which is true, Gentlemen, that is true. Just because they dress a certain way doesn't mean they are a certain way. Don't even forget it. But ladies, you must understand that is fucking confusing. It just is. Now that would be like me, Dave Chappelle, the comedian, walking down the street in a cop uniform. Somebody might run up on me saying, "Oh, thank God. Officer, help us! Come on. They're over here. Help us!" "Oh-hoh! Just because I'm dressed this way does not make me a police officer!" See what I mean? All right, ladies, fine. You are not a whore. But you are wearing a whore's uniform "

Is it true that someone who laughs a lot in a crowd often cries in silence?

"The Comedian" by Alex
I believe this is true. Many comedians suffer from debilitating depression that often leads to suicide or death from addiction or other health related issues associated with unhealthy lifestyles i.e. Robin Williams, John Belushi, John Candy, Joshua Andrew Koenig, Michael Roof, Charles Rocket and Tony Hancock. Comedians appear happiest when they are performing in front of an audience where they thrive on the laughter, attention and feedback that they receive from their audience. And yet, when they are alone, they suffer in silence.
I do not know why this happens. Maybe they suffered abuse or humiliation as a child and they used humor as a way to put a happy face on their humiliation, isolation and sense of being rejected by their peers. Or... perhaps they were depressed because they did not understand their purpose in life or the reason for their existence. Or maybe they were depressed because they suffered from some form of mental illness that was undiagnosed. I am not sure; but, one thing I have observed is that many comedians are extremely sensitive people who are able to make us laugh because they understand human nature and are able to help us see our follies, hypocrisy, frailties, defects and absurd contradictions. In a real sense, comedians are our psychiatrists and their medicine is laughter. Maybe this is why we cry in silence whenever one of our favorite comedians suffers a tragic death. For we know that our prescription of laughter will not be refilled.

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Is it true that someone who laughs a lot in a crowd often cries in silence

Eine Bekannte von mir wurde bei einem Vorstellungsgespräch schonmal gebeten, einen Witz zu erzählen. Welchen würdest du erzählen? Bzw. wie würdest du antworten?

Madame_Vava’s Profile PhotoChaosperle
"Das ist der Witz vom kleinen Fritz der aufm Häfele (=Töpfchen) sitzt und spritzt"
Das war in der Schule oder auch später in unserer Familie oft der running gag :D und das kannte einfach jeder. Wenn beim Vorstellungsgespräch schon sowas gefragt wird, würde ich auch wissen wollen, ob die lachen oder nur dämlich aus der Wäsche schauen.
Ich würde sagen, dass das der einzige Witz ist, den ich weiß, aber dass ich mich ja schließlich nicht als Alleinunterhalter beworben habe. Wird das dann ins Negative gezogen bzw. auf eine "negative Eigenschaft" hingewiesen, würde ich je nachdem eventuell auch sagen, dass sie einen Comedian oder Entertainer suchen sollen wenn ihnen gute Witze am Arbeitsplatz wichtig sind und ich dann hier wohl fehl am Platz bin. Dann würde ich aufstehen und das Gespräch hiermit beenden.
Ansonsten ist es wahrscheinlich nur ein nett gemeinter Versuch, die Stimmung aufzulockern und wenn dann alle was zu lachen haben und das Gespräch danach wieder ernsthaft weiter geht, ist es doch ganz witzig :D

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Will Smith or Chris Rock?

In what context?
They're both morons, for their behavior during the Oscars, so let's put that to bed.
Beyond that, Chris Rock is a good comedian and a mediocre actor.
Will Smith is an excellent actor and mediocre sometimes musician.
They aren't really comparable.

For those who enjoy comedy: What is the best stand-up you've seen?

misphire’s Profile Photomoved to eldritchnbi
I was thinking recently that I don't have a favourite comedian, and I'm really out of the loop of the comedy scene. I used to really enjoy it, but I just haven't been interested lately. The only stand up I've been to was Ross Noble a few years ago. I bought front row tickets for my boyfriend at the time. I didn't find him funny originally, but being there live at a show made it more amusing for some reason and I laughed quite a bit. I was going to buy tickets for Jason Manford recently as they were half price, but I changed my mind. :')

idola/inspiratif kalian siapa sih? lagi nyari inspiratif biar termotivasi

Dellathalitaa14’s Profile PhotoDella thalita Adzahra
Banyak sih..
1. Prof. Dr. Syeikh Abdurrahman As Sudais (imam & khatib masjidil haram)
2. Syeikh Mishari Rashid Alafasy (qari, munsyid, hafiz)
3. Ustadz Adi Hidayat (Ahli ilmu Al-Qur'an, pendiri yayasan Quanthum Akhyar)
4. William Soeryadjaya (pendiri Astra)
5. Bossman Sontoloyo Mardigu (wirausahawan, penulis buku)
6. Dr. Gamal Albinsaid (wirausahawan, penulis buku)
7. Rocky Gerung (filsuf, akademisi)
8. Pandji Pragiwaksono (standup comedian, penulis, entrepreneur)
Dan masih banyak lagii ✨🙏🏻
idolainspiratif kalian siapa sih lagi nyari inspiratif biar termotivasi

What’s up for New’s year eve?

funny_hot’s Profile PhotoMegan
My boyfriend will drive to my home so we can celebrate it with my family this year 😊
We’re probably going to eat oliebollen (typically dutch, basically fried dough with powdered sugar on top of it), watch a comedian hold a new year’s conference, count down to the moment and celebrate it with hugs and champagne 😊
There’s probably gonna be people who lit firework, so we’re going to watch that as well 😊
Whats up for News year eve

Who do you respect the most?

Nobody famous cause I don't know them. I suppose I respect different people for different reasons, and try to be like them in the areas I respect. I may respect one person's adherence to complete honesty, and not respect their financial practices, while another person I may respect financially. I may respect someone's technical prowess at work, but not their attitude about women. All in all there are good things and bad things about everyone, so I take the things I do respect, and leave the rest.
Arnold Schwarzenegger. Also Chef Gordon Ramsay oddly enough. Versitile, masters of their craft, wildly successful in their own respect, all around amazing guys. I'm sure there's more but I'm drunk and that's all I can think of right now.
A person who knows themselves well. Someone who is consistent and clear about their intentions and thoughts. Someone who knows their limits and tries pushing them for growth. Someone who is open minded.
Stephen King. If you read On Writing the first half of the book is his autobiography as a writer. He goes over how he had two kids and how both he and his wife were working two jobs. Even with that he found time to work on his novels (namely Carrie). Also, when he discusses his alcoholism and drug addiction he never sugar coats it, and he writes about how when faced with the choice of drugs or his family he wasn't sure of what to choose. He's a writer who's accomplished more than 99% of writers could ever hope for, and through all of it he's never gotten egotistical or acted like he was above his fans or anything like that. He's just an normal guy with a great talent for writing, and he that's how he's always portrayed himself, and that's something I can really respect.
Eddie Izzard. He is an incredibly accomplished and hilarious stand-up comedian and a pretty good actor. I respect his bravery to perform and go out in "women's clothes" and his openness about being an Action Transvestite. I'm also super in awe of his inhuman ability to run obscene amounts of marathons (like earlier this year where he ran 27 marathons in 27 days for Sport Relief).
My coworkers. I'm working a really shitty job where most people don't last more than 6 months because they just come here for the money and want to get out as fast as possible. But some got stuck there, mostly because they have kids and have been working there too long to consider anything else (the job really doesn't bring anything to your resume, so it's just wasted years in terms of experience)

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Fuk, I hate men who say that shit! They don’t care about women in other countries with less rights and the way they put “white” in front of women coz they think we won’t notice the misogyny is laughable. Every “comedian” puts white in front of women/girls to try to get away with sexist garbage

yeah - they realized that if they said "white women" "white girls" etc, that nobody will notice their misogyny.

*she raised an eyebrow * Who knew my existence was so hilarious. *she stands up on her thin chicken legs with sharp black claws on her fingers and toes she looked like a combination of all sorts of animals* Who are you supposed to be comedian?

NeoTheSkrix’s Profile PhotoNeo
» ' ⋆ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀᴅ ᴅᴏɢ ᴏꜰ ꜱʜɪᴍᴀɴᴏ.
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⠀⠀It might seem surprising to see a creature like her for anyone, in fact, it would be the most logical thing for the human sense. However, all but the authoritarian man lost concentration due to the strong bewilderment simply due to the fact that they didn't have the sufficient lack of sanity that, his persona, was made. He was unable to maintain a proper presentation without finishing cutting up corpses at least.
That wicked smile of an incredibly insane being was authentic, in addition to the chilling laughter that followed afterward.
❛❛ Ha hah... what a hellish laugh ya gave me there.
Ooh, me? nah. Just a simply worker for this construction company. Not a big DEAL- ❜❜
In one abrupt movement, a lethal weapon grazed one of her small legs, an overly sharp knife that was thrown with threatening intent.
❛❛ ...BUT somethin' seems kinda fucked up, y'know? I'm not a big fan of fuckin' rats, especially when they touchin' my territory without no damn reason. I dunno who the hell ya are supposed to be, or what ya are n' don't give a shit. ❜❜

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Verstehst du Spaß und hast Humor? Wenn Ja, mal von 1 (gar nicht) bis 10 (ist ein Teil meines Lebens) bewerten. Und welche Art Humor magst du am Liebsten?

Ich würde 10 sagen.
Ich finde ganz einfache Dinge witzig. Was ich ganz selten witzig finde sind Comedian. 😁🙈
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da du wie ein alter Moderator von den nachrichten ausschaust

Echt? Welcher denn?
Aber Nachrichtenmoderator wär eh die falsche Baustelle für mich. Comedian oder Satiriker würde eher passen.
Und nicht beim ORF, sondern beim SR. Weil mit Hochdeutsch tue ich mich schwer. Beim Süddeutschen Rundfunk würde das nicht auffllen. die könnet alle bloß Schwäbisch. :-)

A camping trip comes up but you have to pick 5 people from Ask FM to go with you... Who do you pick and why? 🤔

I don't like tagging people, but I guess we're going on a camping trip then. 😂 ⬇️
@AdrianaRafaela98 ( ask.fm bestfriends and you're awesome. 😂 )
@JamesLeyshon ( we need a natural comedian on this trip 😆)
@LewisPaley ( because you're fun and easy to talk to. 👑)
@missygls ( It's also super easy to talk to you, we'd have good convos 😂 )
I can't tag the 5th person, I don't know why. 😅

Do you know anything about the character "Peacemaker"? I'm greatly looking forward to his show, despite knowing very little about the character.

AustinAKATribeTwelveFan’s Profile PhotoAustin
I don’t know a lot, no. He was one of the Charlton Comics characters that DC acquired along with Blue Beetle and Clapton Atom. And he’s the inspiration for the Comedian from Watchmen. His live action adaptation looks fantastic. I can’t wait!

Ah no, you've no need to worry on that front. Frankly I don't know anybody who can discuss the metaphysical aspects of post-enlightenment aesthetics with such casual enthusiasm. Whenever I mention Caspar people usually respond with "Who, the friendly ghost?". Everyone's a comedian up here..

BossHiWatt’s Profile PhotoStaeppanwulf
Ahh much appreciated :) Very true, it’s not exactly a topic that everyone can relate to or has an interest in! Haha, that I can well believe 😂
+2 answers in: “Seriously though your insightful and well thought out answers to my questions are much appreciated. :)”

ѕυη∂αу ƒυη∂αу『🤣』 ・Glaubst du, du könntest mal als Stand-up Comedian vor einer kleineren Gruppe auftreten?

Never ever.. Ich kann nicht mal richtig einen Vortrag vor meiner eigenen Klasse halten 😂
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ѕυη∂αу ƒυη∂αу『?』 ・Glaubst du, du könntest mal als Stand-up Comedian vor einer kleineren Gruppe auftreten?

Ich glaube ja hätte einige gute Witze ??
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ѕυη∂αу ƒυη∂αу『🤣』 ・Glaubst du, du könntest mal als Stand-up Comedian vor einer kleineren Gruppe auftreten?

Wenn ich mit den Jungs unterwegs bin ist das schon fast wie standup comedy haha
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