#dirty

I've a neighbouring bhaiya, Shantanu who is 32 years old. He got recently married 6 months ago to a 25 year old girl, Shweta. Shantanu bhaiya and I were very good friends, he shared everything with me, he had many affairs before marriage, he had s.e.x with more than 10 girls, he even showed me the n.u.d.e.s of his ex girlfriends. Recently, he told me about his new affair (even after marriage), he showed me a video in which he's kissing his new gf. I transferred that video to my phone and now I blackmail him. Shweta is a very open-minded woman so she often invites me to lunch when Shantanu is in office. She knows wht I want and I know wht she wants so we often share heat in the winter afternoons. Shantanu knows that I've an affair with her wife but he stays silent coz I've his dirty kissing video. Shweta is a smart woman and knows who can please her senses better so she supports me. Shweta told me that she already knew about Shantanu's affairs before marriage, and that we can together trick him now for his entire life. This is a crazy story (for me), sad story (for Shantanu), and funny story (for Shweta- coz she's the one who is benefitting the most and having lots of fun from both Shantanu and me).

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Привет.

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Да. Целый сборник. Там вроде свыше ста стихов и рассказов. Порой на английском языке, даже включая французский язык.
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Loin de yeux, lion du coeur. (фр.)
С глаз долой, из сердца вон.

Merci beaucoup за светлость слов,
Что порождал ты в голове,
Что я для творчества улов
Смогла постичь в больной судьбе.

Mon cher, спасибо за тепло,
За яркость всей весны твоей,
Мне так с тобой же повезло,
С тобой мне было веселей.

L'amour - стрела в больное сердце,
Бьет прямо в душу, ей плевать,
Я не смогла открыть ту дверцу,
Не повернула время вспять.

Give smile to your perfect house,
Be very happy over days,
My foxy, little sadly mouse,
You'll found lots of happy keys.

The sunrise give you lots of power
To be defend from dirty rain,
Be very lucky days of now,
Forget, please, every sort of pain.

Thanks for your kind inventation
To open some of your secrets,
We didn't have enough of actions
To run away from darkness bats.

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Сборник про лисенка:

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https://vk.com/topic-96230878_47596967

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⠀⠀An abnormality of negative thoughts suddenly came to his head, those that were repeated in a loop like one or another nightmare.

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But he wasn't dreaming. He was awake.

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⠀⠀❝What the—❞ ⠀A breathy voice expressed such bewilderment. He had to break his own pace. Of not having control of what was happening with his memories now, playing those dirty cards again and when his consciousness was working perfectly, he couldn't move. His body froze, as time seemed to do so at the same rate.

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He frowned. Between all those overwhelming and distressing sensations, he was completely disgusted. He could swear that he even seemed to want to shake. And wanting to hit himself right in the face to stop all that, of course.

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A hard slap on the face and almost constant head shaking, trying to make that a solution.

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Lmfao I didn't report her pictures, idgaf what she posts if I'm being honest. Also me hate on her? Good joke, she's a dirty slob lmfao tf I'm a hate on that for. She's the one clearly doing the hating. I mean look at her and look at me, literally no comparison. I win she loses! Period. She's fxcking delusional, like does she have an actual life? Cause it seems like she's real busy sxcking my dxck. She can run her mouth all she wants but she's getting absolutely nowhere with me 😂😂😂 she's clearly bothered and has a hateful soul. Also again due to the other post she keeps saying I kissed her ass but where exactly is the proof? Oh right she has none because I've never had a conversation with her girl, also let's not forget on my old account where she sent me an inbox saying how pretty I was 😂😂😂😂😂 I don't have a screenshot because at that time there was no issue. But let the dirty pig speak.

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About 4 times a week I believe, sometimes would do more, especially if it’s hot but it’ll just be a body wash mostly. I would shower everyday I just don’t want to wash my hair everyday as I don’t think it’s good to do so (for me at least).
Don't feel bad for that... there are a lot of factors, the weather or the type of clothes you use are some of them... in winter I can shower every other day while in summer I can actually do it twice per day! (Actually I took 2 showers yesterday, in the morning and in the afternoon after the gym... and then again this morning, although I did it just because a fast shower is often faster than using the sink). When I was at college I didn't shower that much, I used much more confortable clothes that didn't make me sweat that much, now I daily wear suit, shirt and tie... it's terrible. But if you don't feel dirty and you don't smell, then why showering?
I can relate. I was in the hospital at the start of the year and I just couldn't get myself to go there. It was clean and everything, but just the fact that there where always people buzzing around stopped from doing my duty. So I went as soon as I got home and boy I feared I would tear open my operation scars from the pressing. Felt like having a baby... through the butt.
Often it'll be three times in summer because I'll shower again before going out in the evening. It's so hot and humid here in summer that when you get out of the shower, you never really dry because you start sweating again straight away.
Once a day, in the morning. Twice if it's hot weather (like the 30 degrees that we had in southern Germany today). I don't like going to bed without a shower if it was warm. I also shower after a workout, obviously.
I live in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan in the US. We have a very huge Finnish population here and it's the norm to have a sauna either in your house or at your camp. I used to sauna at least twice a week while I lived at home. Definitely my favorite way to bathe.
I try not to shower too much because my skin is really dry (but my hair is super oily so that sucks). weekdays because when I come home from work, I don't like to sleep or sit in my chair when I am really "dirty". the sort of" don't wear outside clothes" on my bed sort of person.
Once a day, usually at night/evening. In the morning, just use deodorant to keep myself less sticky and smelly,since I need to rush to school sometimes, using deodorant save both water and time. Anyway I don't sweat a lot and do not emit any body odour even though SG weather all year long is humid.

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Climate, skin type, activity level, environment will all be major factors. Generally, we shower way more than is good for us and wash away a lot of our body's protective oils. I shower every morning, and then after doing anything sweaty or dirty. I know it's more than I need to, but I feel shit if I don't shower first thing. If you're happy showering every few days, and you've got someone close who can tell you if you become smelly to be around, you're good.

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I used to do once a week but felt disgusting so changed to every 2-3 days but people at school made fun of my hygiene so I now shower every day and still get called unhygienic so I honestly have no idea but I do know that I've never felt better since I started showering every day.
As a woman I will shower every evening during the work week because I work in nature and nature is dirty so I don’t want to drag that into bed. But I’ll wash my hair every 2 days and use dry shampoo otherwise it dries out. On the weekend I’ll take a shower every other day because I’m generally not covered in dirt. You still sweat (albeit mildly) doing "just go to school and stuff". And that's enough to produce BO. Seriously dude, unless it's constantly in the sub-zero temps where you live, show a bit of respect for the people around you and don't jam up their space with your musk. Deodorants can only do so much, and there's a HUGE difference between a deodorant and an antiperspirant. If you're just smothering yourself in Axe and thinking "I'm sweet" you're really not.
When I was about your age I had an internship and my boss at the time told me I stink. Just straight up told me, no subtle hints or anything. It was pretty embarrassing but it was an eye opener as well. Pretty sure other people noticed it but were too friendly to say anything. You may even feel you don't smell at all, but you get used to your own stink. Others don't. I mainly use pads now, but I still shower only twice/week. I will use a washcloth in the mornings, though, and I keep sanitary wipes in my purse when I'm on my period. I try not to use them all the time, though, because that can apparently be bad for the ph-balance (or something, I don't know, my ob-gyn told me to limit use because I used them a lot when I was an active camper). I shower as normal. I used to use those Summer's Eve scented wipes until I learned about important the ph-balance is and that I shouldn't be ashamed of my natural smell. So, you can use unscented, non-chemical, and unmedicated baby wipes. I didn't use them a lot, since I tried to change my pad often enough but if you're feeling a little icky, those are good. They are sensitive enough for a baby, so why not you? That's what I used to do before I got my IUD. I use baby wipes for a lot of stuff now, tbh.

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