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What memory of yours has the most love or happiness attached to it?

inktomy_pen_’s Profile Photopeanut
"Adoption" by Alex
Oh there are so many. I would say it was the adoption of our daughter. We started the adoption process before our daughter was born in 2006. We were notified of her birth and given 24 hours to make our decision. For the next 7 months she was cared for by a beautiful foster family who we still maintain contact with.
So in July 2007 we flew to Guatemala City to meet our daughter, the care givers and the lawyer and social worker. I remember it as though it were yesterday. My wife and I were staying at the hotel and received a call informing us that our daughter was waiting for us in the lobby. For me, it was love at first sight. We met everyone involved in this process, signed the necessary paperwork and brought our daughter back to our room.
Since my wife was not feeling well, I had the honor and privilege of caring for our baby until the plane departed the following day. As one can imagine, she was upset, crying and I would say traumatized from the uncertainty and drastic change to her environment. Every time I put the baby into the crib to sleep she started crying and would only stop when I held her. So for the next 24 hours I held her in my arms and when we awoke in the morning, I noticed a change in her demeanor. She stopped crying and started to smile and laugh because a bond, based upon mutual love and trust, had begun to form.
I could talk for hours and days about this experience because for me it completely changed my life for the better, for she is the apple of my eye. We do everything together which includes: performing music together, playing golf, tennis, helping her with homework (science, math, reading). She also likes to challenge me and debate me. She fondly calls me an old man and a geek because to her friends I am old enough to be her grandpa and because of my passion for music and poetry. There are times, for example, when her friends visit and hear me wailing away on my guitar or bass in my studio and I suppose they are not exposed to that type of behavior. Too funny, right? The best part is that whenever she is with her friends and they are giggling and behaving like teens, when I walk into the room, it becomes dead silent as though a loved one died and we are showing respect at their funeral service.
So... I have to say the adoption of our daughter and our time together are my favorite memories and the memories that give my life it's greatest meaning and purpose.

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shehaBabunar2’s Profile Photoรђєђค๒
Funny thing is..
People will notice the change in your attitude towards them
But they won't notice their behavior that made you change.

هل وصلك رسالة غير متوقعة من شخص وأثرت فيك !؟

Mk_f9’s Profile Photoمصطفى خميس⭐
من شخص غريب طلب يستشيرني بموضوع
بصراحة شفت جزء من الجانب المظلم من الحياة بعيني من حجة القصة وقشعر بدني وانصدمت
القصة راوتني معاني هالكلمات من اغنية alec بأم عيني
Something funny i've learned Is just how quickly fate can turn
How one simple mistake can take you out
Something funny that I've found
Is just how quickly worlds burn down
Make one wrong turn and you can't turn around
One wrong turn can burn things to the ground
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Some men here are so desperate it's funny. They try to act all in control and as soon as you say I'm not gonna talk to you anymore they go mad with messages. Like dude grow up. Have some self respect.

Sassy25h’s Profile PhotoSassy25h
I know what you´re talking about. My bio says happily married and no private messages - I get a lot of private messages or harassment (as questions or comments) and then they say things like "I thought u were maybe married,but not happily" - and I´m like "WTF is wrong with u, are u really that desperate?!"

Lmao “you stay the heck away from my pearly whites” 🤣🤣 this shit is GOLDEN. Ahh, I’m going to bed now but Miles you made my evening so much better. I’m basically gonna call you my Master.

jjfujimori5’s Profile Photoᴊᴊ ꜰᴜᴊɪᴍᴏʀɪ
This would make for a funny Comedy Central series 😂🤦🏻‍♂️. This is simply comedic gold. I love moments like these.

Labor is basically free in Afghanistan. In Sweden they count every hour. I was praised for staying after and taking the milk delivery in the store as agreed. But the manager had set the time 15-30 min before it used to arrive. 4 hours here in a low wage job is a monthly salary in Bangladesh 😆😆

stefanjarl’s Profile PhotoStefan
Well, I don't find it funny. It's kind of problem of developing countries. I'm also from developing country and such comments I find offensive

*She sighs but it's with a smile* "If you say so, maybe one day you'll have repaid all your debts and we'll meet again. I stopped aging when I turned 20, so no matter how long it takes, I'll still be around and looking exactly the same."

onryotatarigami’s Profile PhotoNova
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⠀⠀Majima now had a puzzled and funny face at once, blinking a few times. ⠀❝O-oh, that... guess that explains what you told me earlier about age n' stuff,❞ ⠀he said in assimilation, discarding the cigarette without first taking a last puff of smoke.
⠀⠀❝Who knows. What I can assure you is that I don't plan to stay in Sotenbori... if things go well. This district is a real kick in the ass all the time.❞
⠀⠀❝Surely you'll end up on another side of the world.❞

Tell me a story funny, sad, or crazy 🙂

iamkabirr_’s Profile Photothe incredibly cool kakashi
I've a neighbouring bhaiya, Shantanu who is 32 years old. He got recently married 6 months ago to a 25 year old girl, Shweta. Shantanu bhaiya and I were very good friends, he shared everything with me, he had many affairs before marriage, he had s.e.x with more than 10 girls, he even showed me the n.u.d.e.s of his ex girlfriends. Recently, he told me about his new affair (even after marriage), he showed me a video in which he's kissing his new gf. I transferred that video to my phone and now I blackmail him. Shweta is a very open-minded woman so she often invites me to lunch when Shantanu is in office. She knows wht I want and I know wht she wants so we often share heat in the winter afternoons. Shantanu knows that I've an affair with her wife but he stays silent coz I've his dirty kissing video. Shweta is a smart woman and knows who can please her senses better so she supports me. Shweta told me that she already knew about Shantanu's affairs before marriage, and that we can together trick him now for his entire life. This is a crazy story (for me), sad story (for Shantanu), and funny story (for Shweta- coz she's the one who is benefitting the most and having lots of fun from both Shantanu and me).

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Do you want any children?

i have answered the question about children many times…. and what a beautiful mom i will be….
that my beautiful mom our beautiful moms will never never see them….
like other moms of the earth
you know anonymous in me right this thoughts and feelings….
i know beautiful role of beloved daddy …. and mommy…. waiting us….❤️❤️
i saw our kinds in a dream recently….
and you know i open one secret ….
i once feel ….and decided to take a look at the app….
and God like from the dreams
what a beautiful babies are daddy’s 🕸❤️and mom’s beauty plus moms green eyes….💚💚 daddy beautiful hairs
showed two boys and one beautiful girl….
but you so funny … moment
the application has already
shown teenagers….
like you are should be faster….
❤️‘your unearthly babies…. from your unearthly love are waiting for you….❤️
and they are waiting for their arrival on earth 🌍
i feel he 🕸❤️ …. will be amazing daddy of our babies….❤️❤️❤️

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Do you want any children

type "I miss" and let your keyboard continue.

Hijabshafaq’s Profile PhotoHijab,xx
I miss the fact I am going through a lot more and I don't want you more than one of us din ma and we can have better English than we can be designed for you and the number you can get satisfactory and we will also increase the cost to your order of both languages are you able for me and I will be able for you on Thursday evening as I will also increase the cost to me and I love the idea that I will also increase the cost....
It was so fucking funny 🤣🤣

What are you hoping to receive for Christmas?

Other than spending time with my family and loved ones, I have no "gift" expectations. I am quite content to purchase gifts for other people and to not receive gifts. The truth is that the "gifts" I like, such as guitars, tend to cost $$$$$. So whenever I want a "gift" I purchase the gift by myself and for myself. Too funny, right? :)
What are you hoping to receive for Christmas

What is something weird you did as a kid that you find funny today, For me I use to cut the end of chunky chips and fries idk why

That's not weird xD
The ends of them could get burnt or crunchy as hell! You were saving your teeth xD
I use to make volcanos out of mash potato, then put baked beans into it to look like lava and drown my dinosaur nuggets xD
They say don't play with your food but meh lol
What is something weird you did as a kid that you find funny today For me I use

How'd you describe your "aesthetic"? 👠🛋🖼️

TobbeAsks’s Profile PhotoTobbe
Haha I'm not sure, I suppose I'd describe it as kidcore or something. I like a lot of playful stuff with fun colours. I buy a lot of my accessories and bags etc in kids sections haha because they're fun. However my style changes depending on certain things like mood, where I'm going. So sometimes it's more alternative, darker themed.
When I looked on my Spotify warped the other day, I found it funny though. As it describes my music taste as this (below) and it weirdly sounded like my accurate aesthetic
Howd you describe your aesthetic

Say you were gonna go on a first date with someone, how'd it ideally look like? 🍱🎡

TobbeAsks’s Profile PhotoTobbe
"The Bonneville" by Alex
It's been so long since I've been on a first date I wouldn't even know where to begin. How about I do a flashback to when such things did occur, like back in high school? The first challenge was to actually ask a girl on a date and overcome the fear of being rejected, which was always a clear and present danger. For me, asking a girl out was not easy. I would rate the fear factor similar to that experienced when having a tooth extracted or a limb amputated. Unsettled nerves and intense fear does not even begin to describe the unbridled anxiety.
Well... let's assume that one of the 250 girls in my high school actually had the courage to say yes, which is a mighty big assumption. I would begin the process of preparation that involved cleaning and waxing my car from top to bottom. At the time I had a 1964 Pontiac Bonneville with a 400 cubic in V8 engine, a 4 barrel carburetor, and white leather interior. That car was amazing, and the best part was that I could fit an entire drum kit inside the trunk, but we will come back to that in a minute. The inside of my car was scrubbed with a popular cleaner known as lestoil that cleans well but smells awful. In fact, the only thing that smells worse than lestoil are those pine tree air fresheners which, of course, is what I hung on my rearview mirror. Wow! Just thinking about it I am both ashamed and embarrassed. My dates must have suffered greatly, way too funny… right?
Once my car was clean and shiny, it was time to purchase flowers. Can you even imagine doing that in 2022? I mean I hardly even knew this girl and yet, I am about to bestow upon her a beautiful bouquet of flowers. Thinking about it now, I can see why some girls wanted nothing to do with me. So now the big moment has arrived and we are finally on our date. Where? How about a drive-in theatre? Drive-in theaters were popular back in the day because of what I refer to as: "the privacy factor."
As I was preparing to park the car my date asked me, what is all that noise coming from the trunk? Oh boy... you're going to love this! Remember that drum kit I was taking about earlier? Well... we get out of the car and I opened the trunk and she gasped: "what is all that stuff?" I laughed one of my infamous belly laughs as I proudly proclaimed: "that is my drummers drum kit! Isn't it awesome that I can fit the entire drum kit inside my trunk?” She wasn't impressed and sadly, that was our first and last date.
What would the band Queen say about this unexpected turn of events: "another one bites the dust. Another one gone... and another one gone. Another one bites the dust."
/Alex ❤️

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Say you were gonna go on a first date with someone howd it ideally look like

Don't name them. Don't mention them. But describe the person who made your 2shitty22 better.

muzzaf999’s Profile PhotoMicro.7
The funny thing about not being expressive is that you could have all the right people in your life willing to understand you but there’s just a part of you that’s too tired to talk about anything that’s going on in your head.

*Oh sh-t Majima not happy xD funny eye patch man is angry- don't tell him I called him that* W-why are you so scary!?!? Uhhhh... *he looks shocked when he was thrown to the ground, he wanted to insult Majima for calling him a sh-tbag but held back from fear xD* is it..too late to run away now?

MunanChohept0nast’s Profile PhotoMunan Akamatsu
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⠀⠀ ❝Ha..., ya ain’t seen nothin’ yet. I’d cut ya in half if I wanted to ʀɪɢʜᴛ ɴᴏᴡ.❞⠀ A look of contempt was showered on him by Majima, making a disinterested wave with a gloved hand.
⠀⠀ ❝Get out. Don’t come back ’ere again, or else. . .❞
Oh sht Majima not happy xD funny eye patch man is angry dont tell him I called

whos ur worst enemy😈?

iixiinl_’s Profile Photoرَاوَ
Probably certainly one that obsessed with me talking trash on people answers about me when call someone your really talking about yourself i like find it's funny they still try this they need get life and move on unhealthy behaviour they becoming like a hater stalker 😅🤣
But I would say myself to at times also

What makes you unique?

klonetron’s Profile PhotoHalbery Jones
My haters like to say I'm not unique they think they know me they have zero no idea
Myself I like say I'm different to most tell people when need to know I'm for peace and zero drama life and yeah I'm bitch to some in all honesty they know my weak points and what trigger me more now I like to be a better person think sod them I'm sorta of funny I'm somtimes random I can be deep I'm dosy ect

Please do me a favor and don't answer the question I sent about not wearing shoes outdoors, ask's algorithm doesn't like it and your answer will be deleted immediately anyway 😬

TobbeAsks’s Profile PhotoTobbe
I wont answer it, though I do think it's funny that THAT got flagged by the algorithm but not any of the many, MANY actual problem asks that get sent out 😅🤦🏼‍♀️

tell me about your dog?

Well I have two doggos, Teddy is three years old and a golden cocker spaniel, and a little cockapoo pup called Woody, and I think he’s around eight months old :)
Ted is the most loving being I’ve ever come across, he truly is the embodiment of pure, unconditional love. He’s incredibly smart and extremely caring and devoted to the family, and loves showing/receiving affection. I’ll always be eternally grateful for him ending up in our lives.
Woods is a sweet boy as well, and absolutely worships Teddy. He’s a tad naughty and mischievous sometimes, but it’s typical puppy behaviour, and it’s quite funny when he realises he’s been caught in the act of doing something and immediately runs away, sheepishly! He spins around constantly when he’s happy and squawks like a bird (he hasn’t worked out how to bark 🤣). He adores cuddles, and he always leaps up into my arms whenever he can for a cuddle and to wrap his head around my neck. It’s really sweet 🥹
All in all, they’re two very good bois and I love them both dearly :)

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tell me about your dog

Feel free to post your Spotify wrapped if you have one, it's that time of year again! 🎧🎶

TobbeAsks’s Profile PhotoTobbe
When it's broken down to its main highlights, it's actually kind of funny.
I listened to 14,638 more minutes than last year.
For the second year in a row, Billie Eilish is my #1 top artist and a CORPSE track is my #1 top song—this time at 98 plays.
MIW's new album came out in June, but it wasn't until roughly 2 months ago that I started listening to Sign Of Life. And considering this is supposed to be A YEAR summed up, it's a little startling that it ended up as my #2 top track.
Feel free to post your Spotify wrapped if you have one its that time of year

Nikdo neví co jsou deprese, ale každej je má :d dovol mi se vysmát i tobě, a řekni... Proč mají deprese všichni ti chytřejší? A víš jak se dneska léčí deprese?

AshSystem
Jsem ráda, že se mi směje někdo s popiskem v biu jako ty.
Morfeus by tobě asi pilulku nenabídl, promiň.
Klinická deprese není funny póza. Je to tichá, plíživá, nepříjemná nemoc, co ovlivňuje celý život, ale její majitel jí dost často maskuje, aby svým stavem neotravoval ostatní.
Deprese se léčí od klasické psychoterapie, přes medikaci a hospitalizaci až třeba po kortizolové infuze, které dostává moje oblíbená umělkyně co s depresemi bojuje už dlouho,
https://instagram.com/destinyblue?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
Proč má depresi ten "chytřejší"?
Protože člověk je ve své nevědomosti o veliký kus šťastnější.
Když máš znalosti a zamyslíš se do konečnýho důsledku, sme jen havěť na plujícím kusu skály, uprostřed vzduchoprázdna, co obíhá hlučnou rozpálenou kouli. A jednoho krásnýho dne přiletí další kus šutru a ten náš šutr rozmázne na trilion kousků nebo nás vcucne černá díra... a nezabráníš tomu.

To že si uvědomuješ sebe sama je jen genetická anomálie.
V tom nihilismu se dá pokračovat nebo ho vytěsnit, to jsou ty Morfeovy pilulky.
Good luck.

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Nikdo neví co jsou deprese ale každej je má d dovol mi se vysmát i tobě a řekni

Why do people use "dog" as an insult? Like, if you wanna describe someone who's a bad person, clearly dog isn't the appropriate word. Dogs are loyal and loving creatures.

God knows xD
To be fair any time I hear it used I an insulting way, I laugh!
I've seen wayyyyy too many adorable and funny videos of dogs to find it even remotely insulting xD
Why do people use dog as an insult Like if you wanna describe someone whos a bad

Confess something open or anonymously.

Darkest0069’s Profile PhotoThe Darkest
funny how our culture promotes the idea that happiness and fulfillment comes only after you get married to some douchebag bcs the only person that can give you constant attention and validation is your spouse. (what if they do not???) dumb me thought it was our basic right to feel loved and appreciated :(
you've failed as a human being if you could not fulfill your duty as a qawwam and got away with your responsibilities by putting your burden on someone else's shoulder. dont you dare feel relieved after you get your women married, that only shows how desperately you wanted to get rid of them lmao

I would ask more questions if there were more people willing to give thoughtful answers. This is why people nowadays don’t ask questions anymore but there’s no one to answer them. What’s the point of asking a question if the answer is going to be a one word? Days of ask.fm are gone, deal with it

Funny seeing as majority of who I follow give at least a sentence or two. Not everyone take this site so seriously as you do lol.

I get anxious around new people, how can I make sure that I come across as interested and not boring?

KeepYourEyesPeeled’s Profile PhotoKeepYourEyesPeeled
I've always be anxious around men when was younger thru getting hit by my alcoholic father and nearly sexual attack when I was 16 but no longer feel that way toward the opposite sex but I wouldn't take on if people didn't like you believe me to some I'm boring to some I'm funny yeah little part of me get bother about hate sent my way and next think why should we let these individuals get the better of us

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