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❖Harley widened her smile with her friend's surprise, then thanked her, and so they both followed to her house. Then the blonde parked her car in front of the place and headed towards the door, where on the other side, Bruce, her pet hyena was happy with her return so she opened the door and the animal jumped on top of her, licking in the face.❖
— Aww, hello my baby! Did you miss mommy? Hahaha! Hey that tickles!

ты мое сокровище, моя козырная карта.

kol_ko1’s Profile Photoэксцесс.
[ бам-бам-бам! батя в здании, будет поздравлять mommy. чужим не читать, а если читать, то после этого завидовать! ]
один из миллиона тысяч праздников, которые мы проведем вместе, наступил. я поздравляю тебя с твоим днем рождения! ты, конечно, не понимаешь всей важности этого события, но я тебе расскажу~
ты родилась, как звездочка на небе, чтобы освещать судьбы окружающих; как огонь, чтобы греть руки родных в холодный осенний вечер; как солнце, чтобы дарить тепло и обеспечивать жизнь; как святой дух, ты оживляешь мертвое, создаешь прекрасное и даешь надежду.. как ангел-хранитель, как иисус, ты спасаешь от демонов в реальной жизни.
для тебя поют птицы на рассвете, как будто своей нежной песней пытаются разбудить лес и поляны, опушки и пляжи, кварталы и улицы, чтобы тебе было приятно жить в этом мире. для тебя цветы пестрят разными цветами, привлекая красивых бабочек, чтобы радовать тебя. для тебя я дышу, чтобы всегда быть рядом и напоминать, что ты лучше всех, несмотря ни на что. для тебя существует этот мир.
все вокруг меня шепчет о тебе, напоминает, заставляет мечтать. я пропитался тобой. будь ты спиртом, я бы боялся подойти к свече! будь ты сахарной конфетой, я бы не лизал тебя, чтобы ты не исчезла! будь ты статуэткой, я бы протирал пыль с полок чаще! будь ты паром, я жил бы в бане! будь ты мной, ты бы поняла, что.. что кайф я поймал, мне всегда мало.
я поздравляю тебя с наступлением нового года твоей жизни. наслаждайся миром вокруг себя. никогда не грусти, никогда-никогда! по крайней мере, пока я буду жив, я тебе этого не позволю. разрешаю тебе только быть самой счастливой. но для этого ты должна хорошо кушать, причем очень вкусно. прослежу.
просто послушай меня, пожалуйста, и запомни: я люблю тебя до кончиков пальцев. всю до конца. поэтому самое главное пожелание: пусть люди, которые дороги тебе в прошлом, настоящем или будущем, любят тебя так, как я. навсегда и бесконечно.
с праздничком!

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ايه أسوء موقف مريت به في حياتك ؟

OmarHussein126’s Profile PhotoOmar H. Muhammad
اما كنت بحلم ب pappy وكُل مرة اشوفه بيبقي فرحان وبيضحك لي بفضل اسأله كُل مرة حضرتك عايش اهو يا pappy مامُتش هما بيقولوا ان حضرتك موت ليه
بس كان بيفضل يضحكلي بضحكة جميلة ووش منور
وافضل اندي علي mommy واخواتي واقولهم pappy عايش اهو مامتش
لحد ماصحي من النوم واعيط

; Que le llore mucho dice.;; AYY ANIMOO con la Uni <'3, espero que cuando tengas otro chanse hagas más dibujitos de nuestra Mommy 😳 por qué te quedan 10000/10. ¿Permiso para molestarte Alex?. 🥺

JudgementKazzyKun’s Profile Photo❛⠀ ​​⠀❪⠀桐生⠀❫⠀⎰ KAZUMA ̖́-
|| TENKIU, mañana me tomaré unas pequeñas vacaciones e iré a la playa, así que tendré un poco más de tiempo para andar acá 💕 ||
—¿Molestarme? — Sonrió, cruzándose de brazos. — La tienes difícil, pero adelante.—

What makes you really nervous?

ذكرني السؤال بمشهد الجوكر في "The dark knight" وهو بيوضحله عن الجرح اللي ف وشه وبيخليه يبان مبتسم حتى وهو بيتألم ..
"Do you wanna know how I got these scars? My father was a drinker and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not..one..bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he says, "Why so serious?" He comes at me with the knife - "Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth - "Let's put a smile on that face!"
اعتقد اننا مجبرين نبتسم كل يوم حتى لو ما فيش أدنى سبب اننا نبتسم وفي مليون سبب اننا نخاف ، نزعل ، نكره ..
بس .. "?why so serious" .

My cousin's baby (11m) is permanently following her every where in the house (she crawls bc she cant walk yet) and she wants to be picked up and held all the time otherwise she cries. She doesnt sleep unless held either. Is that normal? My cousin said she was so fed up with her, she's constantly mad

Yes this is normal. Remember, babies are human and as such they learn at a very early age how to manipulate their care givers to get what they want. Babies, like most people, crave attention and must be taught which behaviors are acceptable and which behaviors are not acceptable. This is no easy task and requires patience, kindness and most importantly, perseverance and consistency.
For example, when our first born was a baby he would cry whenever he had to go to bed. Unfortunately my wife mistakenly believed that whenever a baby cried you had to pick the baby up and comfort the baby. This behavior and attitude from my wife simply reinforced the babies inappropriate behavior and so the crying episodes increased until it started to have a negative effect on our family because none of us were allowed to sleep.
So I spoke to my parents and several other older relatives for their advice. Their advice was to put the baby to bed and let the baby cry itself to sleep. The first time we tried this was tough because our baby cried and screamed and carried on for hours, but finally fell asleep. This routine lasted about one week until the baby finally learned that once he was put into his crib, mommy was no longer going to rush in and pick him up whenever he cried or screamed.
My followers have heard me say this many times, but it is important in all human relationships to establish personal boundaries with your family, friends and anyone whom you interact with to protect your own self interests. In this example, our self interest was to not allow our child to manipulate us and to teach him that when he goes to bed he must sleep.

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Je sais que tu va revenir a moi dans pas longtemps ! Seule moi connait comment te faire revenir 😉😏

J’ai un pote il m’a dit il croyait avoir peut-être trouvé une sugar mommy ou jsp quoi là, sauf que comme il n’a pas de paypal, elle l’a bloqué mdrrr jpp ce niveau de rejet
En tant que bon pote, dcp j’me suis bien foutu de sa gueule

Well Geno broski is gonna be mad angry bout dis kiddo, and like ya uncle Error, making Geno angry ends badly yo. Where's Sci anyway thought he was keepin an eye on you

NinetiesNightmare’s Profile PhotoFresh
*Neon only uses 90s speech when she's too excited or too angry-*
Don't worry daddy'O! And mommy is busy with other experiments, I'm in charge of the lab until he returns! *she flashes Fresh a wide smile* I'm shipping you and mommy, even if you aren't a couple, I'll MAKE you a couple! *Oh dear lord-*
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Have you ever broken a bone? 🤗

BradJones427’s Profile PhotoBrad
you know, I never broke anything, there are only scars, I took apart my knees in childhood, there were abrasions, cuts, but nothing more💫
вот знаешь, никогда ни чего не ломала, шрамы есть только, коленки в детстве разбирала, ссадины, порезы были, но не более того💫
"Do you want to know where these scars come from? My dad was a drunk and a fiend, and one day he got madder than usual. Mommy grabbed a kitchen knife to protect herself, but daddy didn't like it! And right before my eyes, he stabbed her to death, laughing like crazy. Then he turned and said: “Why are you so serious, son?” He came at me with a knife... "Why are you so serious, son?!" He put a blade in my mouth: "Let's draw a smile for you!" And .... "Why are you so serious?"
Joker quote from "The Dark Knight"
"Хочешь знать, откуда эти шрамы? Мой папаша был алкаш и изверг, и однажды он взбесился больше обычного. Мамочка схватила кухонный нож, чтобы себя защитить, но папочке это не понравилось! И вот у меня на глазах он её зарезал, хохотал как сумасшедший. Потом повернулся и говорит: «Чего ты такой серьёзный, сынок?» Он шёл на меня с ножом... «Чего ты такой серьёзный, сынок?!» Он вставил мне лезвие в рот: «Давай-ка мы тебе нарисуем улыбку!» И.... «Чего ты такой серьёзный?»
Цитата Джокера из х/ф "Темный рыцарь"

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Have you ever broken a bone

Wkurwiasz się że wszędzie ludzie wstawiają zdjęcia bachorów młodych ?

a w ogole licealiści się teraz pięknie ubierają & cant wait to be bogata mommy zeby zafundować im kremowke po maturze z polaka

"لك عند الله خيراً يُؤجله حتي تتهيأ ظروفك لإستقباله، فلا تظُنّه ناسِيك إن تأخر."

These moments are "God" for me 👇💟
My daughter just came back from Spain:
She 👉 Hiii, mom, did you watch last part of "Wedding at the first sight"? 🙂
Me 👉 Nooo, I am waiting for you! ❤️😃
She 👉 My good mommy! 🥰🌸
لك عند الله خيرا يؤجله حتي تتهيأ ظروفك لإستقباله فلا تظنه ناسيك إن تأخر

Byłam "sugar mommy". Czy ktoś mi może powiedzieć dlaczego płeć męska tak lubi pieniądze? Ostatniego chłopaka można powiedzieć że kupiłam. Ale w łóżku był tragiczny. Nie podniecał mnie.

Pytanie jest tylko jedno: kto tych pieniędzy nie lubi? Bo mogę się założyć, że nikt kto dostałby w łapę niezłą sumę nie wyrzuciłby jej ani nie oddał.
A co do twojej wypowiedzi, to nie wiem w czym problem, skoro sama dajesz na to przyzwolenie 🤷‍♀️

Ate marie, natry niyo na po bang mag short hair yung elbow length, tapos naka bangs? Mukha ka po kasing koreana, sure akong bagay na bagay sayo yon 🥰.

Hello! 🥰
I really appreciate your message.
Hindi ko alam kung ganito yung bangs na tinutukoy mo but natry ko na din kasi ang iba’t-ibang style na bangs before bago humaba ang hair ko before Maraming style na ang pinagdadaanan neto.. 🤣
Half Chinese Half Filipina po ako. My mom is Filipina and my dad is Chinese. And I can speak Chinese din a little.. Pero separated na sila matagal na at lumaki na ako kina mommy at grandparents. 🥰
Well yeah! Hindi ko alam kung ganito ang style na tinutukoy mo pero sana nga ganito. Hehe! Salamat uleeeet! God bless! 🙏🏻♥️
Ate marie natry niyo na po bang mag short hair yung elbow length tapos naka

A partir de una pregunta que me han hecho, me ha hecho pensar en esta ¿Por qué los chicos entre chicos cuando se saludan se dan la mano en lugar de darse dos besos como lo hacen con las chicas?

PMM83’s Profile PhotoPMM83
@PMM83
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Mommy de mi Cora!!💕💕💕.. Sho creo q es xq simplemente.. entre Hombres No sería bien visto q lo hicieran.. Maybee.. I don't konw!!
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💜🍃💙💜🍃💙💜🍃💙💜🍃💙💜🍃💙💜
A partir de una pregunta que me han hecho me ha hecho pensar en esta Por qué los

Aasawahin mo ba yung taong walang trabaho? kahit na mahal na mahal mo ito?

heyoabby’s Profile Photo~Potchiee
Hindi, ang daming iba dyan mommy. Magmahal ka nalang ng taong sure kang di ka gugutumin. Di sapat ang pagmamahal sa lahat ng aspeto ng buhay. *unless, isa kang mayaman na haciendera at handa kang magpakasugar mommy sa kanya.*

funny/cute story about your son?

Thank you for asking me this! I love talking about him! I’ll write a few things that are happening in this Munchkin phase.
He loves me to have my hair in a ponytail. If there’s a moment when I let my hair down, he gets upset and says, “Mommy! Your hair is broken! Fix it!”
He loves cooking with me. He now “helps” me and I’m all for it!
He dresses himself so everything is backwards. He has particular days where he’ll only wear black pants. Other days where he will only wear shorts.
He’s calling himself, “Kid” for a while and it stuck
He will literally in the evenings turn on the tv for me, say “Mommy, sit down!” And bring me either a Coke from the fridge or my cup of coffee. I really am blessed to have him. 👩‍👦❤️🚜
He has my hair, y’all! We’re due for another haircut 😂
funnycute story about your son

Why can't they do that themselves? Gavin is 11. He don't need mommy to dress him up.

gavin does get himself dressed. and picks out his clothes. i wake them up because that’s what mothers do. i get them breakfast bc that’s what mothers do. i check their book bags and fill their water bottles bc that’s what mothers do. i watch them get on the bus bc that’s what mothers do.

Mrs. Highway i wake up i am sad 😢 I wet the bed and i don't want to tell mom so i hide it under my bed. I use nappies to 2 week ago but not anymore because i stop wet the bed but i only did it now so i am sad

Pretending to be a child is fucking gross. The fact that you target mothers/women online and harass them, then play victim is fucking gross. Your "mommy" spreading her legs and irresponsibly having you, then failing so miserably at raising you that THIS is how you turned out, is fucking GROSS.

Szukasz jakiejs damskiej postaci?

Owszem. Otóż chętnie stworzę coś z Walburgą Black. Można by powiedzieć, iż toksyczne relacje oraz postacie z ''mommy issues'' są wyzwaniem dla autora, także chętnie bym się takiego czegoś podjęła. Oczywiście, kuzynostwo również mile widziane! Mamy ogromne pole do pokazania, także zapraszam! Jeśli jest ktoś zainteresowany pisaniem retrospekcji to może Lily Evans? Nie ma szans gniewać się na tą śliczność, lecz jako Regulus się poświęcę i pokażę Blacka jako zazdrośnika. Myślę, że Pandora Lovegood byłaby idealną postacią, która stałaby się pewną ucieczką Regulusa. Przyjaciele w ukryciu lub coś w tym stylu. A może także Marlene McKinnon? Świetną opcją są również koleżanki ze Slytherinu. Jest tego masa, także zapraszam! Przyjmę każdego z otwartymi ramionami. ♡

What makes a Woman fall in love with a man?

qamaradeel’s Profile PhotoChaOs!
Being a decent human, who doesn't throw tantrums like a kid, is true to his own emotions and recognizes them, and can do his own thing and doesn't need a babysitter to do everything for him like his mommy. Also someone who isn't psychotic and overpretective as well as obsessive and doesn't even let the woman breath, like GOSH is that too much to ask??
Also, a woman also likes someone who will actually stick with them through thick and thin and not leave them due to shit ideologies (example, i saw in a drama that a woman who got raped was left by her husband because she wasn't "pure" enough. As bizzare as it sounds... Its damn true in our society...) Men need to grow tf up, as well as women, geez.
Bottom line; A woman likes a man who she can be herself with, without fearing judgment or unnecessary barriers, and same is true for men i think as well.
Sorry thora zyada ho gaya na? 🙃

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@ allinbloom Mommy Highway is bully Nikki please report

1. I'm not Nikki.
2. Telling you to stay off her page and to stop harassing her is NOT bullying.
3. It clearly says on her page, and mine, that someone as young as you is not welcome!
4. 11 years old isn't old enough to even use the site! It's 13+.
5. I told you to stay off my page as well! You're reported for constantly harassing us! Harassment is NOT ok! Reported AGAIN!

You have to be 'productive' all day yet you can't even produce a baby.Sit down.

wow you’re so cool degrading women online on anon, wow soooo cool.
it’s fine, life will give you your karma, you don’t get to be a disgusting human and have a happy life.
you clearly have some deep
seeded issues that make you such a nasty human. you poor thing.
did daddy touch you the wrong way? did mom not hug you enough? was mommy a druggie. you sound damaged.
i hope you work on yourself.

I live amongst people who complain about gas price. Tragic

The tragic thing is how toxic you are about people's genuine concerns. We can't all have mommy and daddy pay for all of our things -_-
The prices of EVERYTHING is rising. But wages aren't.
So tell me! How do you expect people to put fuel in their vehicles when the prices are constantly rising, plus having all the MOT, tax, insurance, as well as household bills, food, etc coming out? All of which have and are still rising.
It IS a genuine concern! I have had to change the fuel prices DAILY at work! So do me, and everyone else a favour? Shut up. Just because you are an arrogant asshole about life, doesn't mean that other people's concerns aren't justified.
Don't bother coming back to my page again.
I live amongst people who complain about gas price Tragic

Why do you swear and being rude? I haven't been rude to you mommy highway all you could've said was no thank you or just no, but you had to attack me with insults because your having a bad day. Your forgiven bye

Why the fxck have you been harassing me and my friends for MONTHS now? You could've fxcked off the first two dozen times I asked you to. I don't want your forgiveness I want you to fxck off. I know who this is ffs😂😂 You're literally saying i'm harmful to children ffs

Yes so why don't you say it? So you are mommy and will be a new mommy soon? how many children to you have

I won’t be a new mommy because I’m already a mom.
I have one child who is 6 years old and I am pregnant with another one.
I hope some of you guys on anonymous stay in school or go back to school.

Name one thing you used to get teased about back in your school days 👀

My height a few times. When I started first grade my teacher looked at me and asked if I had lost my mommy 🙄
I was popular though and if I got teased for my height it wasn't in a mean way.

I feel like you don't like famous people your a stay at home mommy that have everything done for you so i bid you farewell you 21 or older maybe 25 year old witch would make you older than me but bye home you have a nice weekend kiddo

The one who laughs
Just because your mom was a deadbeat who didn't love you & never got off her ass to do anything....Does NOT mean that that's the norm. Oof. You tried tho.

Mommy Emma why do you show boobies in last photo with bikini it is bad

First of all, I’ve told you not to call me that.I will block you the next time
Second of all, it’s a maternity bra, not a bikini.
Third, I am a woman, with boobs, who will be using them to FEED my child in about 4 months time, what the fuck is bad about a body part made to feed children.
Go away child.

Steph, based on what I have read, this virus appears as a moderate cold in young people. It primarily can cause respiratory failure in people over age 70 who suffer from comorbidities. Make sure Kevin rests and drinks plenty of water. My daughter faith had Covid and showed hardly any symptoms. ❤️

alexandermonroe397579’s Profile PhotoAlexander Monroe
I’m glad she did so well ☺️ I delivered him a “Mommy care package” this morning filled with pretty much everything he needs, plus stickers. ❤️

Słuchacie czasami piosenek, których ze słowami się nie zgadzacie, ale tylko dlatego, że fajnie brzmią?

Mam tak z utworami Lany del Rey.
Ona ma wiele utworów, które mowią o nawoływaniu do zdrady, dziwnych miłościach na jedną noc czy kilka dni czy relacji "by my daddy or mommy" - co nie jest dla mnie i z tym sie nie zgadzam. Jednak jej piosenki są takie inne i chodzi o sam vajb taki retro. A Tekst to tam jest tak o.
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ايه الشئ المميز فيك ..؟

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